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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm either going to be british, or french. I can't quite tell. There's too many guns to tell where the official border is.

Either way, I'm good with this.

......wait, am I going to have to learn metric? OH HELL NO!!!

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

If you end up Br*tish, you'll have to find out what 'stones' weigh and report back to the non-insane part of the world.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Using pounds to infinity, but not stones, is like measuring everything in grams only.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 6 months ago

How many stones can you pound into a ton?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

One if it's big enough?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 6 months ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Everywhere except the place where they measure things in stones

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Stone isn't that hard to convert to pounds. It's like a fortnight, but for weight.

Still use pounds though.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

....why'd you censor "British"?

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Because they conquered the world for spice yet refuse to season their food

[-] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 6 months ago

There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

I’m good with this.

Bruh...

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 6 months ago

If you become British, at least the size of your pint will increase by about ⅕.

[-] a_robot@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of that one map the Russian official made, where it begins to break down immediately after looking at it for a few seconds. Though this is NCD, so that is the joke, but still... It huts more the longer I look at it

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...

[-] tagoth@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

You took Florida from us, no backsies. Signed, Spain.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

The Québécois: "I like dee odds of dat!"

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

did alaska nuke the great plains and rockies?

[-] tht@social.pwned.page 7 points 6 months ago

A man can dream

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

What did Canada do to deserve this?

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

One can dream.

[-] erin@social.sidh.bzh 4 points 6 months ago

why the dutch are sending their bear army on us? French Kings loved bears, they are so fluffy and you can put bazooka on it. AMX-10 is just the latest version of bears mounted gun that go from city to city to do their show.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Everyday we come closer to the Fsllout time-line

Can't wait to get drafted to annex Canada!

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I like the implication that France, Spain, and Greenland all left the EU.

[-] Atlas_@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Why are they nuking everything but the population centers?

[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That’s where a lot of American nuclear assets are. Silos, mount cheyenne, etc

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

what is this, a war map? Is Canada using bears against people?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Wouldn’t the Cartels cause havoc as well? Heard they infiltrated some Native territories already.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Balkanization is more likely.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I want to know what happened Left of Alaska that it's an EU stronghold now.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yellowknife and Dawson City will be the only safe bastions left for Canada...

Also hilarious thing is how many French speakers end up in the English occupied territory until you get to Louisiana.

Also the train attack markers from the Alstom brigade, I welcome them à bras ouverts.

Also also the 2026 map not shown: North American victor will be Mount St. Helens faction.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Puh-lease, the Chinese would have to obliterate me before I let them take over. My plan in the event of a war where we are against them is already to do anything they need me to do for civilian duty since I am couldn't even join the military if I wanted due to health conditions beyond my control.

I wouldn't go out without a struggle for some poor, miserable soldier with their self heating bomb they call MREs.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

All you have to do is fly drones into the container ship loading docks. No ships, no supplies, no invasion.

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