Few days back my SO was annoyed by how she predicted I would have answered if she were to ask me to do something.

Once there was a small earth quake in NYC, and my mom couldn't make a phone call, and she blamed me for "breaking her phone".

Bruh, it was the network congestion from everyone calling each other. So every time from then on, every time she tries me blame me, I say "OMG its NYC earth quake all over again!"

Still mad at what happened that day. A fucking earth quake and it gets blamed on me? 😡

My girlfriend jumped my ass a few days ago because I did all the chores.
I get home a few hours before she does and she's been stressed about work and the long drive so I've been doing all the chores and getting dinner ready. I figured she'd be able to relax instead of being strung like a bow and since I have about 3 hours of time before she got home that we'd be able to spend more time together too.
Turns out I'm making her feel like she doesn't contribute enough by doing all the chores and she needs to feel like she accomplished something when she gets home.
So, I got blamed for making her look lazy when my intent was just to give her time to chill.

We're currently being threatened with court action by our landlady for using our flat for commercial purposes. It's obvious bunkum, and we've had inspections and everything that prove we don't do it and sent all kinds of evidence to the lawyer accusing us, but the thing is that we followed a rental commission procedure last year to have the rent tested and so the landlady's losing money or whatever. It's all very dramatic but we're confident because it's so easy to prove that it's a load of bollocks.

I jokingly accuse my partner of stealing my glasses when I lose them. I just put them down in random places and am then too blind to find them again. A few days ago I told my partner I lost my glasses and he blamed ME for stealing my own glasses!! How can I steal my own glasses??