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[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 121 points 2 months ago

Spelunkers are crazy, out of every stupid thing you could do that has a high chance of killing you of you if you make a tiny mistake you choose spelunking?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 77 points 2 months ago

But this hole was made for me!

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 16 points 2 months ago
[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 68 points 2 months ago

Exploring beginner friendly caves is really cool. But tight passages like this and the nutty putty cave one are absolutely terrifying, and I want nothing to do with it.

[-] nick@midwest.social 66 points 2 months ago

This IS the nutty putty cave, the pic is just rotated 90 degrees.

The picture makes my skin crawl because I read about the guy.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

It gets worse knowing which way is down in that picture XD

[-] nick@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

Oh god so much worse. Just a nightmarish, horrid way to go. It seriously freaks me out imagining it.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

My first and only cave experience was with a friend who had done the tunnel before so he knew where it went and was safe. It was slightly wider than my shoulders and started with climbing a rope up into the tunnel from a river and ended with a T intersection.

[-] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago

Yeah, choose SCUBA spelunking like a real daredevil!

[-] sepi@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

Wingsuit base SCUBA spelunking

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

scuba is waaay less dangerous. if your shit fails you can surface (depending on depth of course) the bends aint fun

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 months ago

I think they meant cave diving. Spelunking, but underwater. Incredibly dangerous.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

...cave diving is the most ~~dangerous~~ deadly recreational sport of which i'm aware...

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

yeah fuck that noise.

ive seen signs at cave mouths that are mostly skulls

[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

But scuba spelunking gives you the worst of both. Easy to get lost, easy to get stuck especially because you have a big tank on your back, if you let silt kick up its easy to get turned around and lost in the cave, and of course you also have a limited air supply.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

At least you die faster. If I was in the position of the guy in the picture underwater I would just spit out my regulator.

Also if you have the tanks on your side and you never take them off to go through a hole you can be pretty sure that you can go through anything back if your remove them. Siphons tho, that's a different story

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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago

What would Saddam Hussein do?

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 53 points 2 months ago

He'd say "It was made for me! This is my hole!", and climb in.

[-] ruk_n_rul 6 points 2 months ago

The dialogue actually goes the other way, because manga panels (and speech bubbles and texts inside) are read right to left.

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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 66 points 2 months ago

Probably die.

Not a great way to go.

[-] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 months ago

My brain is fried. I thought this was the Saddam Hussein meme.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Nope. One of the most horrifying stories ever meme.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 35 points 2 months ago

God yeah caving is such a bad idea unless it's already confirmed safe to be in. In addition to the well-publicized risk of getting stuck in a pocket with the blood pooling to your head, you've got collapses and cave-ins, wild animals, noxious gasses, lack of air circulation, there are so many reasons not to go into a cave you don't already know is safe.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

Im not Saddam Hussein so I wouldnt be in that situation

[-] udon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Just pull yourself to your side and climb down

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

I don't even go to places where a cave is a option!

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 months ago

I sleep like a baby knowing the risk of this happening to me is 0%

[-] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Athletic thrill seekers come in all skin colors 🌈

[-] ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago

There are wine caves and cheese caves. I could spend several lifetimes exploring those.

Otherwise, no thank you.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago

Hoping I die from something else

[-] don@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Easy, I’d prevent myself from being in that situation. What would you do, order a pizza?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

At the risk of whooshing, what does this have to do with being black or not?

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago

Black people typically don't do stupid shit like climbing into tiny caves.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't a bunch of miners just die in South Africa in a likely similar situation?

I think doing stupid shit is a universal experience.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I should have clarified that I was referencing the stereotypical black American mindset as I've experienced it.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fair enough.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Average gambler IQ be like, "just one more cm bro"

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