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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 232 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trump declares ~~himself~~ herself the first female President of the USA? 😳

(Edit: Excuse me Mrs. President, I had misgendered you.)

[-] ThaMunsta@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 weeks ago

He's so petty he had to steal that title from both Hilary and Kamala it just took him this long...

[-] don@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

For trump it's actually
*Stinky, stinks

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

She can't keep getting away with it!

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Lesbian too! So brave 🥹

First Woman President and first Lesbian President 🎉😅

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

So when he said "grab them by the pussy" he was just talking about having a wank?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

I will fucking eat my shirt if someone from the media addresses every male person in the Trump administration as "Madam" or "Ms."

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[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 139 points 2 weeks ago

Technically no. They aren't male or female, they're undifferentiated. Since we're neither male nor female at conception, this order means males and females don't actually exist at all.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago

Get out of here with that big science speak that isn't allowed in American now

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[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 135 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is actually more gender abolitionist if you think about it. No one is producing reproductive cells/gametes at conception. They begin by producing undifferentiated stem cells that will later specialize into all of the other cell types.

Male and female now officially retired. Rejoice!

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

MAGA: "truth and science needs to bow to holy scripture!"

The Bible: "For in Christ there is.. neither male nor female..." (Galatians 3:28)

MAGA: "wait, not like that!"

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago

We are all enbies on this blessed day.

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[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 102 points 2 weeks ago

I'm on board with this new one gender policy.

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[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out they were always asking, "What is a woman?" because they had no idea either.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's always what I figured, that they'd fumble if you turned the question around and asked them to define woman or man. Buncha chumps.

E: le spelling

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Silly Matthew, still believing that words written by Trump's administration mean anything...
Same mistake many opponents of the Nazis made in the beginning.
Fascists don't play by the rules, whatever they say or write only has meaning as long as it benefits them.
When you point out inconsistencies in what they wrote yesterday, they laugh at you. And then they shoot you.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago
[-] art@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hey guuuurrrll!

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[-] ODGreen@slrpnk.net 56 points 2 weeks ago

AFAT: Assigned Female At Trump

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can you imagine, an entire nation- identifying as female? I’d imagine their reaction would be similar to how Christian’s felt when they saw the Bible being removed from schools….

“Nooooo! Not like that!”

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 50 points 2 weeks ago

That should simplify things.

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[-] natecox@programming.dev 38 points 2 weeks ago

Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.

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Now, I'm not gonna disagree with this but I reckon it's a bit confusing to be changed so suddenly.

Can we have an adaptation period? It's gonna be tough to break the habit in such short notice.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago

A transition period, as it were?

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Own that period joke. You conceived it, whether accidental or not, so you should carry it to term.

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I suppose there is also the argument to be made that Trump made everyone nonbinary, as a zygote has no apparent sex characteristics or gamete production, being a single cell.

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Project 2025 essentially classifies women as second-class citizens.

This executive order essentially classifies all citizens as women.

Precedent essentially exempts millionaires & billionaires from legal prosecution.

All non-wealthy people are now vassals or less. Welcome to feudalism 2.0.

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

To all newly inducted members, I think I can speak on our collective behalf when I say “slay.”

[-] OldGrayDog@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

So if all men were women at conception, then that would make all men transsexual......

[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

They will probably correct it to say ” when life starts”. Problem solved!

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago

No, the "at conception" part is super important because it's doing a double whammy of also sneaking in "personhood-at-conception" to further undermine abortion rights.

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[-] datendefekt@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago

"The sex that produces the small reproducive cell"

JFC, that is so mind bogglingly stupid.

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[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

What are the shenanigans that you could get up to with this in a lawsuit? Sue to abolish need to sign up for Selective Service - since there are no men any more?

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 11 points 2 weeks ago

fuck those six weeks

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing changes, I was hot before and after.

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

The oligarchs will just use that as another excuse to cut everyone's pay and for the sexual assaults.

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