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submitted 5 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

A bid to free five elephants from a Colorado zoo has been rejected after a court ruled elephants are not people.

An animal rights group argued Missy, Kimba, Lucky, LouLou and Jambo were effectively imprisoned at the zoo, and had filed to have them moved to an elephant sanctuary.

It tried to bring a habeas corpus claim on behalf of the animals - a legal process which allows a person to challenge their detention in court.

The Colorado Supreme Court said the matter boiled down to "whether an elephant is a person" and therefore had the same liberty rights as a human - ultimately deciding that they did not.

It ruled 6-0 in favour of a previous district court decision that said the state's habeas corpus process "only applies to persons, and not to nonhuman animals".

This was true "no matter how cognitively, psychologically, or socially sophisticated they may be," State Supreme Court Justice Maria Berkenkotter added in her ruling, external.

While she said the five elderly African elephants were "majestic," the court ruled the claim could not be brought "because an elephant is not a person".

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[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

How many elephants were on the jury?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Bob Dylan starts playing

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure elephants are bees, and thus fish.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

I thought they counted as berries. Like bananas.

[-] forrgott@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Well, arguably, the seeds are on the inside so...

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 5 months ago

Why can't they have the same rights as a person, tho? 🤔

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 19 points 5 months ago

Because then they'd be considered corporations.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Counterargument: rights of the people in the US ain't doing so great...

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Then everyone would be required by law to address the elephant in the room.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 4 points 5 months ago

Finally! My living room is way too small for elephants.

[-] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Thecnically because they would have the same responsibilities.

IE you cant accuse an elephant of murder. So if you get trampled by one. It is an accident and the zoo or no one if in the wild. Is responsible. Not poor Nelly who just wanted a walk.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

next lawsuit should claim they are birds, thus shall be allowed to fly

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

you've been hired as a lawyer

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

With those ears!

[-] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

I've seen butter fly, I've seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant fly

this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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