How many elephants were on the jury?
Bob Dylan starts playing
Pretty sure elephants are bees, and thus fish.
I thought they counted as berries. Like bananas.
Well, arguably, the seeds are on the inside so...
I knew it!
Why can't they have the same rights as a person, tho? 🤔
Because then they'd be considered corporations.
Counterargument: rights of the people in the US ain't doing so great...
Then everyone would be required by law to address the elephant in the room.
Finally! My living room is way too small for elephants.
Thecnically because they would have the same responsibilities.
IE you cant accuse an elephant of murder. So if you get trampled by one. It is an accident and the zoo or no one if in the wild. Is responsible. Not poor Nelly who just wanted a walk.
next lawsuit should claim they are birds, thus shall be allowed to fly
Haven't seen Dumbo?
you've been hired as a lawyer
With those ears!
I've seen butter fly, I've seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen an elephant fly
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