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submitted 11 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

Police say that the man had been intoxicated and began arguing with patrons inside the establishment, and that the dispute then spilled into the street. At some point in the melee, the aggressor's pants fell down and his penis apparently became stuck to the ice. Somehow, though details were not specified, emergency personnel managed to detach him, relatively uninjured. He was subsequently arrested but not charged with a crime.

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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

“I triple-dog-dare ya!”

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Triple dong dare?

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Stuck... stuck... STUUUUUCK!

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Lmao thanks you

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 11 months ago

This is the kind of content I pay my license fee for.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Crocodile Dundee: "You call THAT a penis?"

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

This is the risk you take when you go for the emergency tactic.

Make sure you have good traction before doin' the ol' "Won't fight a man with his penis out".

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sounds like a regular winter weekend out in Newcastle.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Thank you for posting and helping to spread awareness. Next time it could be me. Next time it could be you! Stay vigilant, folks!

Jimbabwe Founder of Concretepheliacs, USA “Thrusting Toward a Level, Uncompressed Playing Field”

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

“Eddie was doing well. The gunslinger measured just how well by the fact that he was fighting naked. That was hard for a man. Sometimes impossible.”

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Fort mcMurray

Came to see where in rural Alberta it was, guessed it in 2.

(Guessed WhiteCourt first)

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago

Yes, I've seen a few comments where people were unsurprised it happened there. Must be a fun place!

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It was cold enough last week for that to be a Florida Man story 😂

[-] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

[Genuine] Glad they specified a man's penis. The cis (or at least this journal) are learning.

[-] elfpie@beehaw.org 7 points 11 months ago

I feel bad challenging this assumption, but I believe it is just a case of needing someone connected to the penis in a passive voice headline and they went the generic approach. Nothing special about the man, so just man. Not a male / man penis. It's possessive.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I really need to stop opening my gate with my penis.

[-] kimagurevenus@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago
[-] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Wow,

'only in Canada' huh?

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh I can completely see this happening in Finland as well.

Have a guy drunk with a bad belt and loose pants, he tries to shove someone but overreaches, falls down on his face while his pants fall down.

Hits his face while going down, passes out and people start looking/laughing. It's like -20c outside so as soon as you touch ice or metal with a warm body part, you get stuck. And because he was unconscious he didn't instantly move when he felt the ice hitting his dick, because he didn't.

Then paramedics come and use warm water/salt to get him off without tearing his dick too badly.

Basic Friday.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

Is the Men's Journal an onion?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago
[-] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

Put it away then!

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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