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[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 124 points 2 months ago

It may be obvious to some, but this is a fake tweet and the only post today is some early bird pricing for a conference: https://xcancel.com/nvidia/with_replies

Other than the Nvidia stock price, the joke is that the contents of the tweet were something the Intel CEO did tweet after a similar stock plunge! https://xcancel.com/PGelsinger/status/1820129317122080977?lang=en

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

Just for the context, they lost 16% yesterday, which is one day after the prayer, which tells you about the efficacy of those

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

this is not a prayer. it's copy/paste of a verse

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

Nvidia:

  • βœ… AI
  • βœ… Religious
  • 🚫 Red scanning visual sensors

Cylons:

  • βœ… AI
  • βœ… Religious
  • βœ… Red scanning visual sensors

They're only one step away, people, and I'm not even sure about the 🚫 on red scanning visual sensors.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Not all Cylons have the scanner. Some are sexy:

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

spoiler

[-] sga@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

i have no idea what cyclon or scanner is, but man sure is dope

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

In Battlestar Galactica, humanity has fled earth after a hostile takeover by AI. On their last remaining ark fleeing to a habitable planet are Cylons, AI disguised as humans, some not even aware they ARE cylons. Fantastic show.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

They should have stuck with the fan theory that Cylonism could spread like an STD rather than... Whatever the ending was.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah another contender of 'fantastic show that produces an absurd ending that kind of ruins it'. But it was a wild ride the whole time, and I enjoyed it.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah. What was the deal with those flying motorcycles anyway?

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

finally got around to finishing that, it was pretty good, my only beef was

spoilerwhatever the hell Starbuck was after she came back? Also, they introduced the concept of cylons 'casting' visions, but evidently that wasn't what Gaius was experiencing? then what was it? Seemed like they were pushing the idea of christianity in a freaking science fiction show, and it completely turned me off the last season.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Better than the hyper-mormon ending to Ender's Game~

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wait did I miss something I read that like 10 years ago...

Also, I used to think the message board propaganda thing that the siblings did that radicalized more than half of the voters was far fetched and a little corny. Turns out that was the most realistic part.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A scanner is a machine that creates a digital version of a physical object, most commonly a piece of paper. But that's not important right now.

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

that would be a document scanner

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I thought that was Josh Gates at first.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So say we all. Rawr

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He probably still has the spine scanner, we just never saw it because the BSG producers are cowards.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

KITT:

βœ… AI
🚫 Religious
βœ… Red scanning visual sensors
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

RoboCop:

🚫 AI
βœ… Religious
βœ… Red scanning visual sensors

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

I have to say it...

X is not a valid name for anything, and will never fit grammatically as a proper name. It doesn't matter how long somebody insists on using it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah that's why it's a common variable name and it's partly because its a common variable name

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

it took til this comment to make me realize it wasn't "NVIDIA X" like that was a product

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Hoooly shit, what?

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

It’s fake, and a joke, but based on a real tweet the Intel CEO made when their stock crashed too.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Aaaah ok.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago

nvidia twitter account*

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago

Today we mourn, tomorrow we moon. Buy the dip at 11:59 PM.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

And then Trump implements tariffs on Taiwan and it craters again.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Nobody tell Elon Musk about ComStar because he'll use stuff like this to Kickstart Word of Blake

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Wobbies are bad news, people. Everyone gets nuked or murdered by cyborgs.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Can we at least get cool mechs? Or will reality continue being this shitty dystopia with nearly all of the bad and none of the cool?

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Get in line, Nvidia

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Nvidia is just describing the type of processing that GPUs do.

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Oh are they starting to introduce machine spirits and how to appease them with the proper litany?

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io -1 points 2 months ago

this is fucking hysterical

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