An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.

Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."

I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

Im gonna die from cleaning out my bathroom lmao "How to Clean Mold from Grout"

I guess from shrinking stomach

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bank

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors

Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.

https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business

Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.

"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,

Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.

https://www.wikihow.com/What-to-Say-when-Someone-Dies-Unexpectedly-(Quotes)

Wait what?

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.

I got How to Use Jojoba Oil to Enhance Dry Hair

Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.

https://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Tap-Washer

Oh no

How to drop a gas tank.

Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.

Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Towed-Car-Back-Without-Paying

Ironic

Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)

https://www.wikihow.com/Reasons-to-Break-Up

“Loving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

Huh. Weird.

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-SHBG-Levels

I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

I guess that's pretty close