Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year 👀

"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."

I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

I guess from shrinking stomach

Im gonna die from cleaning out my bathroom lmao "How to Clean Mold from Grout"

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business

Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors

Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.

I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bank

How to drop a gas tank.

Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.

https://www.wikihow.com/What-to-Say-when-Someone-Dies-Unexpectedly-(Quotes)

Wait what?

I got How to Use Jojoba Oil to Enhance Dry Hair

Ironic

Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Towed-Car-Back-Without-Paying

How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.

"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,

Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.

https://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Tap-Washer

Oh no

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-SHBG-Levels

“Loving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Day”

Huh. Weird.

I guess that's pretty close

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

How to drink Prune Juice

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case