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Wheel, snipe, celly boys! Happy Valentine's Day! (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Dirty fucking dangles boys

[-] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago

I better not see any of you giving valentines to Ostriches.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

ALLEGEDLY

[-] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 15 points 5 days ago

I really wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Youse were getting squeezers from your big city slams the whole time.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago

Who told her about the squeezers?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wheeling some broadskis, but no puck bunnies. Get after it.

As an aside I would totally Crave and misbehave with Indian team hockey coach.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 5 days ago

You're all spare parts bud.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[-] otto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Hearts for hockey sluts, eh

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

https://youtu.be/IwEv6N37gPY?si=SxTWp4vRRag3V9QR

One of the best and my most favorite scenes from the whole show.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine romance and marriage being that simple!

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I mean... I wouldn't necessarily call the rat pack throwing down on your behalf, "simple".

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Dibs on digis!

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Can I have your number? Oh never mind I'll get it from your mum.

[-] zmrl@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

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