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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 99 points 2 weeks ago

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.

[-] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago

Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's stickier than hagfish slime.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I always wonder about this, it seems like such an obvious lie.

Any Lemmy plumbers want to confirm or deny that jism protein can fuck up the pipes?

[-] notsure@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago

Not a plumber but worked with one for 3 months. the urine seemed to be the worsg thing in the pipes. the solids settle out in the trap and elbows, building into a cake of urea/phosphorous cemented to the pipe. this is only anecdotal.

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fatbergs near apartment buildings are the problem more than anything. The local high schools where I live only have 8" sewer laterals

[-] Zier@fedia.io 68 points 2 weeks ago

The blockage caused the pipe to burst? Is this an all boys school? Do they have 2500 students banging one out every 15 minutes? I mean, cum on, what an utter lie!

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

These pipes are terrible quality

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 2 weeks ago

They still gotta get to class on time.

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago

Please Remember It's Dope to Ejaculate

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know about the desktop or other apps version but boost has an option to convert the image into "hd".

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's pretty handy. I had no clue

[-] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like sth to be careful with.. to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

[-] DyedCorpse@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Good ol shitpost

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Easy solution. Set up several Cum Pits in the bathroom. Allow the boys to shoot their jiz streams into the pit. Clean out the pit once a month

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

or a rope blasting bin

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

JFC, even the faculty needs sex ed at this school...

this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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