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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 164 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows Disney's movies are 100% accurate depictions of reality

[-] amon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Ik right, Mickey Mouse exists irl

[-] gens@programming.dev 30 points 2 months ago

I'v seen him DJ

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

Treasure Planet was a documentary.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Oh that's why Musk wants to go to space.

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

You may be sarcastic but too many ppl actually believe this.

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

1 - they are dog people. They probably married just because the dogs liked each others.

2 - it's a cartoon.

3 - it's just a fucking depiction of two people randomly meeting, it's implied that they hit it off stellarly and, yes, people do MAD CRAZY things such as... marrying a person they are in love with.

4 - bestiality.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 months ago

One of these is not like the other. My bet is number 2.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I dunno, 3 makes wild accusations about implied meanings. Seems suspect.

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the rampant domestic abuse that frequently came from the person you signd a life long contract with. Easy my ass

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Why would any of that context matter to a 4channer?

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yaknow, when your right, your right

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 61 points 2 months ago

They did not. And even then, so darn many boomers think it's normal to dispise your partner you'd almost think they're a bunch of losers

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:

https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

"Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.

[-] Superheavy@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Step 1) don't be ugly

Step 2) see step 1

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O'Brian

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[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Be affable

Be interesting

Be presentable

No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

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[-] Damage@feddit.it 14 points 2 months ago

I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, I would have his babies, and I'm a straight man!

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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

"Don't be ugly" is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

For men:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don't be poor
[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

Premarital sex being taboo sped things up

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And yet they had more premarital sex than millenials/gen z

Edit: can't find the source where I had heard that. Maybe not true. This study shows the rates are lower than for millennials, but close. https://www.bgsu.edu/ncfmr/resources/data/family-profiles/hemez-nonmarital-sex-by-age-25-boomers-millennials-fp-17-11.html

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I was just making a joke, but don't doubt that you're right. It's a tough thing to measure as people aren't always honest. Like if somebody took a poll in 1986 asking folks if they smoked weed, paranoia might cause smokers to say no

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, totally. Just like to bring up that our grandparents/great grandparents were getting nasty even before widespread use of birth control, etc. Young folks today are having a lot less sex, or so I've heard, largely due to difficulties finding partners, stress, etc.

[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 52 points 2 months ago

Lol, poor Anon thinks a Silent Generation meetcute in a cartoon is Boomers IRL.

Awwww....

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 48 points 2 months ago

My grandparents got married because my grandfather left his car keys in his coat on the rack by the door of a diner and someone grabbed his coat.

Apparently while they waited in the diner for a friend to pick them up he asked my grandmother if they should get married and she said
"Sure."
3rd date. It was just something to do back then.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

101 Dalmatians came out in 1961, these characters would be a part of the Silent Gen, or the Greatest Gen.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck, is it really that old? Crazy

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

Still looks amazing

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

Not a boomer, but here's how it worked for me:

  1. Meet at party, hit it off, and exchange numbers
  2. Text for a few days
  3. Date for a couple months
  4. Due to cruelties of hard to change plans, date long distance for a year
  5. Get married

Still together after 10+ years. We're not all that different from the cartoon, and if we didn't have the forced separation, we probably would've gotten married sooner.

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's basically how my wife and I met. Except we were never exclusive because she was a really good friend and I didn't wanna fuck that up. We ended up going our separate ways when she went off to college... We reconnected platonically years later, and then realized we were both getting divorced at the same time. One thing led to another, and we've been married for almost 2 years now.

We joke that if we had been exclusive, we would have a 20 year old already.

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[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 22 points 2 months ago

My former boss had a whole church community arrange a meeting between him and a woman, just so his parents could tell her parents what he thought of her. The two would eventually marry. It really was that easy back then. And yes they’re still happily married for reasons beyond my understanding.

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

I'm going to assume if you arrange 1000 marriages a few are definitely bound to work out. For the rest though...

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Arranged marriages have better results than love based ones in many cultures. It turns out having all your family who have had kids and been married have a clearer understanding of the couples compatibility than those in love.

Love will make you overlook the thing that your auntie would zero in on as a long term problem.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I can see the logic. The realities of day to day life and managing a household together are a considerably larger presence than most people realize until they're shoulder deep into adult life.

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

My cousin was miserable after his first year in marriage. Our grandmother, who was lovely but not perceptive, told him not to marry her after meeting her the first time because she was dismissive of his perspective. My cousin didn’t think this was an issue until the honeymoon period wore off and then realized his new wife never thought he knew anything.

They lasted 6 years.

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

What about the ones that work out?

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[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

the dog kinda roped 'em in to it.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago

Why would you ever want to meet someone and get married so quickly? Are you more interested in the appearance of what you consider to be a successful life, rather than having a life partner?

[-] NewDark@lemmings.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is like one step above the brainlets trying to retvrn to 50s advertising campaigns as though they were real life.

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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 months ago

Anon needs to start crashing into women at the park

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Didn't even have smartphones either.

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