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"Yeah I'm totally a Kea" Your average kakapo
God damn, I love NZ birds
I'll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
Kakapo. Off to shag someone's head now
I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
kiwi
kiwi's missing "- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Want to believe I'm a kea but probably a kiwi lol
That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.
I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
thinks he's a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.
I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?
Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool
just excited to be here
🙋♂️
I'm basically a cat
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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