That's how they took out Maude Flanders. Some say it was an accident, but I don't buy it for a second.
She was shot with an Anti-Maudeteriel Rifle
Isnt that one of the few things that has stuck with the Simpsons?
No footlongs
Cannon? It's 2025! If a T-shirt isn't FPV suicide droned directly into my face, I don't want it!
Give me autonomous swarms of T-Drones, or GTFO
I personally would prefer drone delivered E but you do you.
Girl, same.
They work well at neutralizing large concentrations of infantry provided the combatants like the cut and feel of the shirts.
Well, if you've never been hit in the face by a balled up shirt after calling out your partner's sister's name as you bust deep inside them, you don't know the danger involved in jersey knit fabrics
That's the best gif I've seen this year
Still AI slop
Good slop though.
Lol. Ford is known to break down often when needed most. Just get a Toyota instead.
b b but it can turn into a semi-permanant fixed emplacement?
You're in luck! It can indeed! The only possible caveat might be that you won't get to choose the enplacement..
Fill up that crew cab with armaments!
I daily drive a 50+ year old Ford and this is not always true.
That's why Ford stands for "Fix It Again, Tony"
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Roadside Dead
Fucked On Race Day
Load it with 2x4s
They had a dual cannon one at the Bucks game last night.
we all know how important it is to keep a sustained high rate of fire with these things
more takka if you will
If it overheats, will the poly cotton blend shirts melt inside of it?
I can't speak on the heat levels 😅, but I think it uses pressurized gas? Probably not a lot of heat.
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