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The best joke I've seen about this so far "there's literally one dog on earth the cops aren't allowed to shoot and it's rightfully taking full advantage of its position"
Came here to make a similar joke but you beat me to it.
I will add though the queen's corgis (if they're still alive) are probably also the other dogs cops aren't allowed to shoot (but the crew of the Bebop might eat them apparently if they're hungry enough).
Following ancient angloid religious practice, the queen's corgis were ceremoniously killed and interred with the deceased monarch to guide her in the afterlife.
This is so satisfying. I severely judge people based on the behavior of their dogs. If you're dog is badly behaved you're a bad person, simple as. If your dog bites someone (without orders) you're dirt.
Biden can't keep two consecutive fucking dogs from biting everyone in the fucking house. It's just so satisfying because it confirms everything I believe about him.
Also lol ACAB 
Major and Commander
Great example of lib curtain dressing.
Trump famously really dislikes dogs which everybody thought was weird so ol Joe's like "away shucks well get some heck in doggone back in the white house" then proceeded to completely ignore them and now they're practically feral
I honestly forgot about the Trump bit.
That makes this so much fuckin' funnier.
"I'm gonna get dogs back in the White House Jack, not like that unamerican slob Trump"
"See the president is great and normal again!"
"secret service taste good"
Just get a fucking cat, they'll just knock things off of balconies onto visitaries' heads.
Outdoor cat struggle session: West Wing edition
i dunno, suddenly there are all these strange large men with robotic behavior and bad vibes insisting on standing right next to your owner all the time, seems like a biting situation.
I would guess that the president's dog is frequently handled by unfamiliar people in stressful environments. That seems like a bad environment for a German Shepherd.
All guide dogs for blind people I've seen are German Shepards. I don't think it's the breed.
The average American has 1.5 large, poorly-behaved dogs. This is just another way that Biden is in touch with the electorate
Our latest investigation has found that Hunter Biden is often seen walking around DC with an unleashed dog and without poop bags because he says his dog is “really well behaved.” His approval rating has skyrocketed 420% as a result
Solve the British Bully XL problem and the Biden gross unlovable secret service problem in one go.
That half a large, poorly-behaved dog? Me.
1.5 large, poorly-behaved dogs
Growing up I think I had like....four dogs? God I would've been so happy if I could've only had half a dog. I hate dogs. I didn't hate cats until my family started keeping them indoors and they started relieving themselves everywhere cause they got old and suffered dementia. I really hate pets, and I'm beginning to hate people who own pets.
Commander Bitin'
uncritical support to comrade commander
The same secret service that deleted their text messages from a secure server after J6?
Yeah, that dog isn't out of control, he just knows the score.
I'm surprised Brandon feels safe around his secret service knowing this; then again with his dementia he probably can't even remember what day J6 took place.
Somebody start gifting Biden dogs. Everytime he makes a visit, give him a dog. Made it thru a speech, give him a dog. Schools should do fundraisers to buy him dogs. Like, shelters-worth of dogs. There needs to be dozens of poorly trained dogs slowly rotting the floorboards with out with piss. A gross of dogs. Please, I need this.
gross
Gross used to mean 144, but thanks to the worst president all time, it's now the amount of animals it takes to ruin an interior in <4 years.
When your bodyguards are loyal to the former president who claims you stole the election and promotes conspiracy theories about you sacrificing babies, the most logical thing to do is to keep them around your residency
why do you think the secret service are loyal to trump
Why would they delete their texts from a secure server after J6?
Biden said it himself that doesn’t trust them lol
The deep state war between the SS and the Biden kennel club rages on.
At this point, I'm convinced Biden's people just hate his security detail and are doing this on purpose.
2023: Commander Biden bites yet another Secret Service hog and gets killed in the commotion. This activates the real Dark Brandon, who uses all available levers to devastate US institutions of policing. The DNC doesn't say why, but they decide to run Clinton again instead
2024: President Trump rebuilds US institutions of policing bigly
It would be super funny if judgy suburban voters were sufficiently turned-off by Biden's bad dogs enough to swing the election.
Loukaniko's spirit lives on
that dog is above the law
o7 o7 o7 Hail to the Commander
The goodest of boys 
When a dog is biting people, most often the problem lies with the owner rather than with the dog.
Also, has anyone considered Biden's dogs may keep biting people because they're in some sort of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" situation?
How do you mean?
Courage the cowardly dog is constantly trying to save his ignorant owners from threats, and gets into trouble because he can't communicate that effectively and his attempts at rescue are interpreted as misbehavior.
So bidens dogs are biting secret service agents to save his life.
Tbh I can almost see that, given the apparent state of mind of Jo. Thanks for the explanation!
The only good Biden
Biting SS agents is fun and all, but I still feel bad about the dog. Can't be living in a good environment if it's that aggressive?
When Joe and Dr. Jill bring the dogs over for chareoke at Kamala's potluck, do Commander and Mayo Pete have a Mexican stand off for who bites first?
Lol the dog in photo have "whatchagonnado bout it" face
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