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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 114 points 4 days ago

One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

[-] Album@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 days ago

One guy needed two

[-] wieson@feddit.org 31 points 4 days ago

Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago

237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

[-] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

99.578% of people that swim there drown.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

And the fresh diminutive footwear

[-] doug@lemmy.today 29 points 4 days ago

Wait where’s the extra one come from?

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Didn't read the sign, probably drowning without a life jacket to this day

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

It could be you! ⛈️

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 4 days ago

Must have drowned in a different lake

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 days ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

If you're going to go swimming at Crystal Lake, I feel like drowning is the least of your troubles.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean the vast majority of people swimming don't where life jackets.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Especially the ones who drown.

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

I'd like to make that point.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Well, how was it un-typical?

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago

Generally in lakes it's more people boating who drown. They are far from shore and can get hurt in a capsize easily

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

Also having potentially lot of clothing on, making it harder to swim

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago

And also drunk as fuuuuuck.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I feel like pointing out some info that was not known to me at the time it would've really been helpful and not knowing it almost lead to my death by drowning as a child: when trying to swim, (some?) shoes can act like "anti-flippers" by increasing the difficulty of moving your feet as quickly and staying afloat past what one might usually be used to and so swimming is really hard. I think it's because water is pulling against the bottom of the shoe, sort of, at least that's how it felt. I was like 5-10 yo in a lake and almost drowned before I got to the dock I was swimming to. Another problem was that no one noticed I had gone under and was having trouble getting air. Overall it was traumatic and really probably preventable in several ways, including by not wearing shoes while trying to swim in water, which was my original point.

Edit: although a life jacket would've fixed it too

[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I've never free-swam, but when I was a kid (up to early teens, maybe 14?) I had swimming lessons. I was always told the lessons of the waterways, which I vaguely remember now, but one of them was kick off your shoes because they will kill you. We had to recite those back at the start and end of the lessons, what to do if you fell in. Kick off your shoes because they will kill you.

Only lesson I remember, funnily enough.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

There life jackets. There castle.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

“Why are you talking like that?”

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm embarrassed to confess, but I also don't wear a life jacket when I swim. Hell, most of the time I prefer to leave the swim suit behind.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Is drowning naked more or less embarrassing than just regular drowning?

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure. I haven't drowned yet. I'll let you know.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of Kern river, but the undertow kills people wearing life vests too

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Schroedinger's lifejacket.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Hrmmm... who wants to be FIRST!? 🥇🏆

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I can float on water if I lay on my back..

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

Hmm.. Do you weigh the same as a duck?

What about very small rocks?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Or big metallic ships

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Or, they only collect the dead ones from the surface. There's probably a veritable mountain of lifejacketless corpses on the silt.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago

You must've misread the sign. All the casualties were without lifejacket.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Clearly because the floating corpses were being carried away by birds, so only the sunken ones were left to be found!

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