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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 33 points 3 months ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 months ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 months ago

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

This is why I hate English.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

Post this question to NCD and your desire shall be granted

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL

[-] buwho@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ Nades

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Is that like

Biological warfare?

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I hope their moms got free beekeeper suits!

this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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