Oh thank god it was just a prank. For a second I thought I would have to walk around with a clean asshole.
no thank you. I prefer to leave poop on my balls
we found the pig
Set it to wipe from back to front and give them mud flaps a big ol' splatter.
thesis: bidet
antithesis: paper
synthesis:
DO MORE WITH EXPANSION DISCS!
this is a pretty funny box
Aww, it's a sweater. Thanks!
Looking dapper!
A wheel fresh clean 
Why is Rickey from Trailer Park Boys on the box?
GOOD post.
Shithawks, rand.
That's just a mechanised roman sponge
American bidet
honestly,
would
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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