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[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

17 years of marriage this year. 21 years together.

This morning, we were cuddling, and she asked, "Do you think other couples love each other as much as we do?"

I said, "I hope there are lots." Then we made out, had sex, and started the day—I went grocery shopping while she cleaned the kitchen. When I got back, we put everything away, made out again in the kitchen, and now I’m stretched out on a freshly made bed while she watches TV.

I know, it sounds disgustingly perfect. And honestly? It is. This is my life, every day, with the woman I adore more everyday.

If you’re reading this, I just want you to know—this kind of love exists. It’s real. But it’s not luck. It’s something you build, something you protect, something you choose every single day.

It’s worth it.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Super, super early days, but I just started talking to this guy, and for the first time ever I feel like this might actually be an option for me, except replace wife with husband.

Wayyyyy to early to be thinking that, but the brain does what it does

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And once that happens, you'll soon realize just how sexist people are when they make fun of you for being "whipped" and call her "the ol' ball and chain".

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

REJECT Al Bundy energy

EMBRACE Gomez Addams energy

Live in the present, be yourself at all costs, love and respect your SO visibly, vocally, and at every opportunity

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh you got to use that shit to your advantage. My ex partner and I would sometimes do this dance where she really likes something but doesn't like the price. She would call me with a trigger phrase meaning to say no.

So on speaker, I'd be like, "Huh. Are you sure? It doesn't sound like a great deal. Maybe we should sit on it. I think it'd make more sense if it was like $x amount less."

The sales guy would often take this and come back with an amount that's more reasonable. If my partner said the trigger phrase again, I'd stick to the no. Otherwise I'd agree.

Fun times.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 weeks ago

Then you can adopt a psychic child and a dog that can see the future.

#lifegoals ❤️

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 weeks ago

I've got the happiness. my kid isn't psychic, my dog can't see the future, and my wife isn't an assassin, and I'm okay with all that.

[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

Can't help but notice you didn't say you aren't a secret agent 🤔

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And as far as Loid goes, he doesn't believe any of that about his wife, daughter, or dog. 🧐

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Just discovered this show. 10/10 just plain fun to watch

[-] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Go over to the db0 pirate community mega thread. Pick an anime streaming site, and treat yourself.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t have to have a wife to use one as an excuse to get out of social situations

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

What are you going to do when people want to meet her then? Lol

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

While sitting you slap your hands down to your knees give out a long “Welllllll” as you stand up and say

I’d love to introduce you to her but I gotta get home to the wife

[-] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Idk man, it seems pretty sad that you can't just say "hey i'm headed home to rest". Or just declare a time you're gonna go home early.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Social pressure is hard. They'll say "nooo just another round", instead a "I have to go or my wife will castrate me in my sleep" is much more effective

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