this reminds me of one of my "cowboy phrases"
Im from Texas but I live somewhere else now. My employees laugh at some things I thought were common phrases.
Anyway ...
Person: I wish/wanted/hoped (blank)
Me: yeah, and I wish frogs had wings so they didn't have to bump their ass on the ground when they hopped. Life is full of little disappointments.
In case you're curious for a couple more cowboy phrases.
Person: are you sure this was (the most likely cause)
Me: the bright star is always Venus. Is that bright star Venus? Probably, we can find out, it's a waste of time tho because it'll be venus. It's always Venus.
Last example: "I see" said the blind man as he pissed into the wind "it's all coming back to me now"