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How screwed are you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago

Star Trek, I'm going to Risa!!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Get the horga'hn!

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[-] lesnout27@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

[-] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

ROCK AND STONE

[-] LeLachs@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

[-] ArtemisimetrA@lemmy.duck.cafe 9 points 2 months ago

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

FOR KARL!!!

[-] Solventbubbles@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Discworld isn't all that bad!

[-] Leastdoctor@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

As long as you avoid "suicide" in A-M or any similar actions, you're good. There's the occasional attempt at dismantling the universe, but that happens in all multiverses if you think about it.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I'm going to Lancre with the witches.

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[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

My ass under Combine rule...

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pick that up!

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My face when the Combine roll up:

Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops, and connects into the rear/neck part of their headgear?

This guy is either a dead, former CP/OW, or an early attempt at making a human into a CP/OW that... didn't work out so well.

... This is basically confirmed in HL Alyx, you can find some OW with... very similarly fucked up faces.

Once the mask goes on... taking it off will almost certainly kill you.

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[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

How would this wish work if Kiki’s delivery service world is where I want to live, but my favorite world to read about or play in is Gotham?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 2 months ago

You end up as a cute witch in a quaint Gothic town being hunted by Batman.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Batman's going to call Constantine and things are going to get Dark...

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

You have to pick one as a favorite. No splitsies.

[-] classicoatmeal@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Stardew Valley! I’m gonna marry Leah for sure

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

More likely you never see the valley and are stuck in the city the PC starts in, or the war Jodi's hubby is in for the first year.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it was either Stardew Valley or Witcher 3 for me. (I wouldn't last 5 minutes in Velen).

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Minecraft. Say, whats that sizzling noi

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[-] Devanismyname@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Can't wait to date an asari

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[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Rainworld enjoyers: gulp

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Oh dear, I am reasonably confident I do not want to exist in the world of Kenshi.

[-] AceStructor@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Given the fact that 40k lore goes back to the present day and before that (the emperor as an immortal being exists way before the 21. Century), there's a lot of room between you basically live in the same situation as before (just with a living emperor in your timeline) and you're very much fucked (living in the 41. Millennium)

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[-] ArtemisimetrA@lemmy.duck.cafe 7 points 2 months ago

I wonder if the Monster Hunter food will cure my aching back enough to let me lift a Charge Blade

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Aliens universe? Game over man, game over!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Welcome to Papa Scorch's kitchen. Prepare for Titanfall.

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago

Spend the rest of my life on a Culture orbital or GSV? FUCK YEAH

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[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Cyberpunk 2077. Welp, with my current "savings" I am screwed. But at least I am into software development. Still gotta learn real fast

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Everyone will live in that reality soon enough

[-] Ansis100@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

As long as, if the need arrives, I have enough money for a witcher - I'm fine with this.

[-] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Pathologic.

Im capital 'F' Fucked.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Reading The Beginning After the End I'd probably be nobody special without abilities in a nation at war... Fairly screwed. Might be an engineer or scientist working on steam engines or trains.