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SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE (midwest.social)

SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 1 month ago

You're just mad we all have a girlfriend.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Impressive she has the time for all of us!

[-] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 25 points 1 month ago

She's federated.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

She's a real go-getter, that one.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago
[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

Those who weren't blessed by her aren't allowed to address her by her proper title.

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 26 points 1 month ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Don't listen to him, OP! ASK!

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Please someone create. I know it's run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nicole and I are procreators.

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[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one, lmao.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's run its course.

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago

A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like "the fediverse chick"

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven't received a message yet, I feel left out)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 1 month ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Hey, that's my girlfriend you are talking about!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

*our girlfriend.

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[-] Linnce@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I only got her message on a new account I made recently

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

yes, rather post your enlightenment on !nicole@feddit.org

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago

I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it's not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

We did it .world!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It was those damn Mooninites!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone's jealous...

[-] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago
[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I just got one the other day too! I'm very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.

[-] gon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

:D Totally~

[-] BJ_and_the_bear@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

…also known as the fediverse chick

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You keep her name outcha mouf!

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

You first.

But seriously, it gets annoying, but at the same time it's the biggest scam on the fediverse right now that I know of. So I feel like a little visibility once in awhile (not 6 times a day) that lets people know about it is fine.

To anyone who knows: is there a way to filter out usernames containing that name? Like if I could block dms from my chosen instance, that'd be great. I've been getting 2-3 a week.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bro why u gotta bring up Nicole! /s

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Down voted for being esoteric.

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 1 month ago

NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Nicole post...

[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

No more unless she's made of beans.

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[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You'll find your own Nicole one of these days.

[-] tischbier@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

If it’s a rare Nicole you have to post it that’s the rules now. You have to. Promise if it’s a rare Nicole you’ll post. PROMISE

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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I love that man

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