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[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've seen pretty a dump dog understand elevators well enough to run down the stairs to follow someone that had just gotten into an elevator.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 week ago

They can probably hear much more clearly than we can that it’s a box moving around on rails in a giant echo tube.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Dogs do have a concept of gravity, they can feel the movement of the floor.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Sidenote, but most elevators don't use a rail to move (although might use one for stability plus something to apply emergency brakes against), it's usually wires lifting them

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

do regular dogs go all like 'o shit its the cops' when they see a police dog, or is it just another dog to them?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Don't do anything illegal don't do anything illegal don't do anything illegal SQUIRREL!! Ah crap I did it again...

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Violations of the Dog-Squirrel treaty of 2014 is no laughing matter

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That treaty is a sham and everyone knows it. The squirrels had no right to annex Caninea.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That treaty ended a hundred year war! So what if the Squirrels took Caninea, nobody thought they'd even come to the negotiating table after the Canines glassed Squirrelandia

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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

My dog definitely knows it’s moving and she hates it.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Same. He shivers. I think he hates glass elevators more than standard elevators.

The only acceptable elevator was in our old apartment. It meant he didn't have to do stairs. Nowadays, his old bones get carried up stairs anyways.

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Friend, I don't understand elevators.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

should be an insane clown posse lyric

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Box goes up and down, takes you with.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] remon@ani.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know there are dogs that understand how to use the subway, which is basically a horizontal elevator.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Also birds!

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

People have to stop acting like animals are the stupidest most thoughtless creatures.

Yeah, most dogs probably understand it perfectly fine because it isn't a great mystery. They go in a room, they feel the acceleration, they feel the deceleration, they go out.

Sure, first time they are probably confused, but they are not completely oblivious to the world around them.

Also, yeah, this post is funny

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Tbf people act like people are the stupidest creatures too. Especially historically speaking.

"How in the world could these complete and utter dumbasses figure out how to build giant piles of dirt in a specific shape? It must be aliens cause there is simply no way those idiots could figure that out on their own."

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Idk if it's just a trope, but there are allegedly people so into the conspiracy wondering if they were built from the ground up or the tip down. 😅

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They actually started from a corner

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

But which corner? Maybe it was the top corner 🤣

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[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 11 points 1 week ago
  1. Animals understand the world in a lot more detail and depth than we give them credit for. We get caught up in a lot of big brain nonsense, some of which is useful sure, but a lot of the basics, they’re well on top of. They’re not stupid, they just don’t have language or hands.
  2. I feel like a lot of human stuff is just total incomprehensible magic to cats and dogs. Cats clearly think humans can change the weather, or it might be different weather at a different door. Because why wouldn’t it be? You guys control the light switches and the doors and cars and stuff. Why would the weather be different? There’s stuff in my domain and then all the world change stuff is your domain. It’s cool, we can still be buds.

Idk man, pick one.

[-] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Some animals are truly more equal than others. Years ago we had a really smart horse. (And those of you who have been around horses much do know what an oxymoron that is.)

So this cat moves in. She was one of those that just moved in, no chip and no other luck finding her home. And she was pregnant and made a little nest and had her kittens.

And the smart cookie of a mare that I began this with made sure that we knew where the kittens were.

Then there's the normal horse experience where there's been a rock close to road for years. Then on one random occasion the rock is an apex predator.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I didn't understand that last paragraph.

What did the horse do to let you know about the kittens?

[-] khapyman@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

On the last paragraph: it is quite common for a horse to be perfectly comfortable on a particular route. Be it from stable to field or on regular riding track. And after half a decade something that has always been there is just unbearably scary for them. A rock, a fence post, a post box, literally anything.

And on those kittens - horses are quite elaborate on their body language. That cat had made her nest behind the wall of said horses stall. Behind that stall was an area mostly relegated to tools - wheelbarrows and shovels and such. Said mare was also extremely interested in food, when something is more important than evening meal it raises eyebrows. First thing that comes in mind on situation like that is illness.

But that time she was clearly healthy and happy. Every time we'd get close by she was neighing and pointing with with her head. And sure enough, there was a nest behind the wall and sure enough the cat and those kittens needed a bit of help.

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[-] EnderWiggin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

While I've never been able to ask a dog myself, I'd imagine they can smell the changing space.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

do dogs ever get anything?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Dogs understand elevators.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

There was a Fraggle Rock sketch about this with the Explorer guy

Speaking of which can you watch fraggle rock anywhere today? No? Ok fuck Disney 🏴‍☠️

[-] Kitwsien@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

You make me want to watch Fraggle Rock again. Apparently it's on Apple TV+ and they made new seasons. Or, you can find it the other way...

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't believe any of the 3 dogs I've had were ever in an elevator. Never thought about that before.

But while vacationing on Maui for a few weeks, toward the end my 4-yo daughter asked, "When are we going back to the real world?"

[-] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

I hope you told her that consensus reality is a social construct and the real world doesn't exist outside of being an agreement by society to promote certain values and interpretations.

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[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

My dog loves the elevator, definitely cant tell the difference since both floors are the same, keeps going to our downstairs neighbors door like its our own before smelling it and realising her mistake.

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[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Will Smith: “Can a dog compose a symphony or paint a great work of art?”

Incarcerated robot: “Can you?”

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Advancing from world 1-2 to world 1-3

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Dogs don't have much in the way of spacial reasoning or logic, possibly due to over reliance on smells and sounds for navigation.

When the doors open and things look different they might be surprised but they quickly forget what the previous floor even looked like. It's as bewildering or thought provoking them as simply turning a corner would be. They don't understand it enough to even be bewildered.

That said, there are interpersonal difference to dogs, some of them might be more than smart enough to get quite confused.

[-] damdy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

My dog loves getting on busses and the tube. I think he just finds it exciting to see where we'll appear, it's pretty great, until you're not paying attention and he jumps on a random bus.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

There is a documentary about dogs in some city using public transit to get around. Pretty sure that they remember where they are or were to some extent.

Not to say that they understand elevators. It's probably just another room or hallway.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm sure they understand that the bus moves due to the many many windows and can take them to a specific place, but they could still just be navigating by scent and other factors. It's not a good comparison to an elevator.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

My only point was that they are remembering where they are or were. They didn't forget everything because they turned a corner.

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