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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 150 points 1 year ago

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 90 points 1 year ago

Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago

The asshole sounds like the only one competent or doing the work

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

[-] nintendiator@feddit.cl 4 points 1 year ago

Mozilla CEO is that you?

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 61 points 1 year ago

I think the correct answer is:

So you don’t want to hire me for my leadership skills you just want me to be the face of your decisions? You’ve already decided the asshole needs to move first, why not just move him yourself?

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 year ago

The not alone condition does not apply if manager is with them

  1. take asshole
  2. take bore, but return with asshole
  3. take idiot
  4. take asshole.
[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

I love this idea of the asshole getting transferred to a new project, removed from said project shortly after, only to be put back on the project after another short period.

Haha! Take that, asshole!

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

This is simple.

  1. Take the bore.
[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

You prefer another way?

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 28 points 1 year ago

So, which of the three is the Team Lead?

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago
[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Ouch

But fair

[-] greenskye@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'd have gone with the idiot

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A team lead is an idiot, an asshole, and a bore all wrapped up in one. Source: I'm a team lead.

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 year ago

This is just the hen, fox and grain puzzle

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's not, the way it's written, the asshole cannot coexist with either the bore or the idiot, which is pretty accurate.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

The hen can't be alone with the fox or the grain, so it's still the same.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're right, I want thinking of the manager thermals as counting as another person for the purposes of "alone with", but provided they can move back and forth simultaneously with their employee (or they're always counted as part of the new team) then the puzzle is possible.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, it's the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I leave interview because in this question I'm not the team lead but just tool that take orders.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago
[-] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That we're billionaires puppets, enslaved by country to work until death or something new ?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Sweet summer child still thinks management isn't just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

no you didn't get the job

but the CEO position is yours if you want

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly this is the most sane take. If the asshole can't work with 2/3 of the team then they need to GTFO. I don't have the time or mental bandwidth to deal with shit like that.

Source: director of both the IT and software departments

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

rsync -r --remove-source-file or mv in a loop.

I will migrate myself directly into a new company. Byeeeeeee

[-] Kng@feddit.rocks 4 points 1 year ago

I'm glad companies are asking real world questions instead of the silly made up ones

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 year ago
[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I leave them all behind

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

The solution is asshole first, bore second, idiot last.

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

In this scenario, you probably wouldn't want the idiot to be the last to leave the old project. Leave the bore for last, to wrap it up. Also, introducing the bore last to the new project allows the whole team to learn from the idiot's mistakes, for which the asshole is well aware of by that time.

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