I really thought this was going to be a satire post about the Yemen bombing Signal chat group leak based off the reddit title.

If the contents of my friends' group chat got leaked... people would just think we're fucking idiots, not terrible people.

Good work, Derek. Be better, losers in that chat.

If I had to explain some of my in-group chats, it would be complicated and awkward, but not life-destroying.

Oh no. The consequences of my own actions have come back to haunt me

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There's a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

I thought this was going to be satire about the Atlantic editor being accidentally included in war room group chats. Lol.

Pete Hegseth, is that you?

Ah yes, "cocksucker" as the first insult to come to mind, the sign of a good person

To narcissists, everything is someone else's fault.

I suddenly feel better about my group chats, it's all gay memes, positivity and anti-capitalist revolution.

Can't have my group chats leaked if I don't have any!

I would love for my 40k groups five year group chat to be leaked. My theories about Alpharius is valid I tell you.

Nononono, do it go! We haven't even gotten to the part with Valdor, and the Emperor yet.

I sure hope Derek wears a cape.

The world needs more Dereks

Shitposting is just pretending to be stupid/racist/shitty for laughs/attention, right? Pretty low form of humor, if you ask me (no one did), but I'm also guessing a lot of shitposters aren't just pretending.

I like a laugh as much as the next person, but we can't sit around going "Why are people in this country so fucking stupid/racist/shitty?" while simultaneously elevating "acting" stupid to some high form of humor. You see how that's counterproductive, right?

“Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.” - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

*“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” - Jason Garrett-Glaser*

never admit to the group chat leaks.

Always be shitposting. They can never catch you offguard if you don't stop.

I love how the government is now just assholes in a shitty group chat.

Disappearing messages people!

Derek sounds like a cool guy.

My groups collective chats are more of a microcosm of meme culture at the given time, sort of a petri dish of various meme strains fighting for (limited) mental resources.

Are you 'Derek'?

Derek getting mad laid now.

It's a good thing. Kind seeks kind. Don't be afraid to be who you are.

There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.