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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta check, every. fucking. time.

Ok, The Onion, …whew!

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing The Onion doesn’t really make me feel better anymore. This isn’t satire, it’s subtext.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The Onion realized you can't out-crazy reality

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Except he actually said he would run for a third term, and that he wasn't even joking about it.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 weeks ago

My favourite recently was to refer to it as

THE TURD REICH

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Not funny, Onion. Just telling the truth is for real newspapers.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Tho it would be nice if the real newspapers said this.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

There's already been a Third Reich, dumbass.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok fine? The fourth. They're like sequels, worse every time.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know.....I'm not defending trump in any way, but I'd certainly say literal adolph hitler is worse than trump. Now, that may change in time. We'll see, but for now....

[-] bgainor@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

He's not as bad (yet, at least). But Hitler didn't have access to a gigantic nuclear arsenal, so Trump has the potential to do way more damage

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah.....that's why I said time will tell. The tone feels like you're argueing me, but the words are just a summary of what I said.

[-] stickly@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I always felt the Onion should have pivoted to actual news after the world jumped the shark. Seeing posts from them these days is just depressing...

[-] FermionWrangler@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

This isn't funny, it's way too real to be funny... You need to say outlandish things he would never say, not something he's probably going to say tomorrow.

[-] ef9357@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Begging The Onion to stop. Someone might read this to Trump and he’ll think it’s his idea (the best idea!) and run with it.

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