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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 54 points 2 weeks ago

Why are people so mean to Elon? All he wants is all your money, better Turkish hair plugs and to undo whatever he did to his penis.

Is it the Nazi stuff?

Oh I guess it makes sense then.

People don’t like Nazis.

[-] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

... can you elaborate on the penis thing, sir? I don't want to Google "Elon Musk penis."

The story is he they botched his penis enlargement suffer even worse than his facelift

[-] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gosh. Imagine how insecure you have to be to be the worlds richest man and still worry about the size of your dick that you’ve had like twenty kids with.

Apparently all the kids he’s having are ivf because he can’t make lil Elon do anything anymore.

The term was “mangled”

It explains a lot about how he behaves.

[-] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, okay. Now that is a big puzzle piece.

I like the fact that all the money in the world can’t get you a bigger dick. Nice lesson there.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not just can't get a bigger dick, it actively mangled his dick.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

This is government LITERALLY abridging and infringing on the right to free speech and assembly.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago

I have one question: Is what THEY call "propaganda" also what I call "the truth"?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yep. And what we correctly point out is propaganda and lies, they call The Truth™

Magoos irritate me, but if there's one group of people I hate more than ANYTHING it's the fucking propagandists like fox news, OANN, Newsmax, etc.... they make all this shit we're seeing possible and they keep us divided. They created multiple versions of "reality" for us to fight over...

Fucking cancer on society.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

The problem with removing a cancer is you have to also remove some of the good tissue around it.

[-] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Where does this fit into the "free speech absolutist" system?

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, so the thing about that is - shutup about that.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have been banned from X

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago

we reached the point where cybertrucks have more rights than women

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

There's a Trans-Am joke here somewhere.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Who knew that Knight Rider was actually reprogramming little children to become woke!

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago

If you don’t buy a Tesla you will go straight to jail.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Acts like a Nazi. Stock falls. Goes after Tesla protesters like a Nazi.

What could possibly happen?

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wait— he’s going to sic the government on Trump and himself?

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck Musk. May be get an ever loving brick to the head and die.

Destroy Musk. Kill Musk. Eliminate Musk.

Fascist Nazi pigs are best when found dead.

[-] griff@lemmings.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

At the very least, DEPORT NAZIS!!!

[-] twistypencil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

But but free speech, cries

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Free speech only applies to the government. Oh wait, this shithead is part of the government now...

You'd think he understood

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ya scapegoating imaginary enemies never ended badly for anyone

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Elon will always get his way.

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