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RFK Jr. says 20% of health agency layoffs could be mistakes
(www.cbsnews.com)
I CANNOT ANYMORE
"Look! The brain worms said to doggy, so we're going to doggy. 20% of the 80% will be mistakes. But everyone makes mistakes, so it's fiiiiiiiiiiine! We'll just reinstate 80% of the 20% and then the universe will be in harmony! {uncomfortably long pause} OK I said the thing where's my fent hit... {microphone bumping sounds... hard clash... feedback... cut audio}"
JFK Jr.: "We're bad at our job"
Everybody else: "Yeah, we know."
"I MEANT to shit in my pants, and I'm going to get really mad if you keep bringing it up like it was an accident,"
Said the worm.
What a great pic.
Emoji when
The dumbest motherfuckers are in control
Your birth was a mistake. You should have been the precum dribbling off ya daddy's nut into oblivion. Instead we gotta listen to your nonsense
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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