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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 102 points 10 months ago

I want to take it one step further.

And no, I don't care if there's good reason to believe that Tyrannosaurs weren't fluffy like owls, I still want a decent artist's depiction of a T. rex with owl-level fluff.

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago
[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

A giant murder sparrow would be horrifying as fuck, ngl.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Horrifying AND cuddly.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Anyone who thinks feathered dinosaurs are somehow less terrifying need to be locked in a room with a cassowary

[-] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Or a secretary bird

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Or just look at depictions of terrorbirds. They actually coexisted with early humans.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

They still do if you're antipodean

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Came for this, not disappointed

[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

They might’ve really had feathers! It’s funny how Jurassic Park colors our perception

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago
[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 60 points 10 months ago

Artist's depiction =|= AI slop

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 43 points 10 months ago
[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 10 months ago
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

Yay

I should warn you my wedding dress will have spiked shoulderpads with Warhammer style spikes

[-] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

ill_allow_it.gif

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
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[-] AllOutOfBubbleGum@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Feathered tyrannosaur of Asia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yutyrannus

Feathered tyrannosaur of North America: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanuqsaurus

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Fun fact, the reason some dinosaurs are depicted with lips is because the asymetrical wear on their teeth doesn't match with modern equivalent's that have exposed teeth, meaning they had "labial scale" lips.

Image owned by Mark P. Witton

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 84 points 10 months ago

Hippos will absolutely fuck you up, though.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Inside all of us there are two hippos...

[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

Hey, that's not fair, I've really been trying to lose weight.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And it shows! You look like just 1.8 hippos now!

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Take your upvote

[-] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

It’s like that is the hippo’s Slayer form from Baldur’s Gate 2.

But they have a Bruce-Banner-esque secret… they are always the Slayer.

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[-] Houseman@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago

Hippos are so friend shaped it's unfair.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

The reason for the stretched skin look for dinosaurs initially is because of the comparison to lizards, who do frequently have their skin stretched on their bones except in a few places. Unfortunately things like that have momentum, so changing it takes even longer than it took to catch on.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

I'm still pissed at Jurassic World cowardly going with the old designs when they could have shown the current knowledge, much like the original movie has.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 10 months ago

I haven't watched Jurassic World, but wasn't that kinda explained with the frog DNA? I heard something to that effect. Meaning that they knew they weren't like the original animals.

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

yes, henry wu even says something along the lines of that.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Eh, in universe it fits the continuity. They're not dinosaurs, they're lab created animals that fit an inaccurate public perception of dinosaurs . Corpos keep corping, why mess with a winning formula

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

An interesting book on why many dinosaur depictions are wrong and what they may have looked like.
The hippos teeth peg it as a mostly vegetation, so depictions would favor that line.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago

Holy shit, this is exactly this book:

All Yesterdays: Unique and Speculative Views of Dinosaurs and Other Prehistoric Animals

There was a great podcast that pointed me to it: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/welcome-to-jurassic-art-redux/transcript/

I think that's it. I've already done more searching than I intended to get the name of the book. You're on your own.

I wanted to be an archeologist when I was a kid because I loved dinos. This book speaks to me.

[-] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

To whoever likes this sort of fantastical speculative artistry, one of the authors C.M. Koseman also wrote and illustrated All Tomorrow's, which is a similarly speculative view of humanity from the fictional perspective of a paleontologist in the unfathomably far future, after humanity spread to the stars and experienced an apocalypse that leads us down countless evolutionary paths. Content warning: Body horror, cosmic horror, but presented in an academic way.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I wish I was one of the snake people. Look at him. He is at peace with his Sock and Juice.

[-] Draconic_NEO@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The term "artist" here is being used kind of loosely. They're doing the bare minimum you need to turn a skeleton into a living creature. Good artistic representations require a lot more imagination, beyond what we scientifically know. You can get clues by looking at already existing animals and how they relate to their skeletons. Which gives an idea of how much not bone material those creatures might have. No you won't know exactly how much they did, but that's not really being represented by skin wrapping either is it. Better to try and go for something believable rather than the bare minimum.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Does that hippo have a beard?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

It has a badly shaven mustache, so the beard is likely

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