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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 14 hours ago

An interesting book on why many dinosaur depictions are wrong and what they may have looked like.
The hippos teeth peg it as a mostly vegetation, so depictions would favor that line.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 87 points 21 hours ago

I want to take it one step further.

And no, I don't care if there's good reason to believe that Tyrannosaurs weren't fluffy like owls, I still want a decent artist's depiction of a T. rex with owl-level fluff.

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 83 points 16 hours ago
[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago

A giant murder sparrow would be horrifying as fuck, ngl.

[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

They might’ve really had feathers! It’s funny how Jurassic Park colors our perception

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago
[-] AllOutOfBubbleGum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Feathered tyrannosaur of Asia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yutyrannus

Feathered tyrannosaur of North America: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanuqsaurus

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 51 points 18 hours ago

Artist's depiction =|= AI slop

[-] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 35 points 17 hours ago
[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 15 hours ago
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 52 minutes ago

Yay

I should warn you my wedding dress will have spiked shoulderpads with Warhammer style spikes

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 70 points 21 hours ago

Hippos will absolutely fuck you up, though.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Inside all of us there are two hippos...

[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 20 points 16 hours ago

Hey, that's not fair, I've really been trying to lose weight.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

And it shows! You look like just 1.8 hippos now!

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

Take your upvote

[-] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 18 hours ago

It’s like that is the hippo’s Slayer form from Baldur’s Gate 2.

But they have a Bruce-Banner-esque secret… they are always the Slayer.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 76 points 22 hours ago

Fun fact, the reason some dinosaurs are depicted with lips is because the asymetrical wear on their teeth doesn't match with modern equivalent's that have exposed teeth, meaning they had "labial scale" lips.

Image owned by Mark P. Witton

[-] Houseman@lemmy.world 59 points 22 hours ago

Hippos are so friend shaped it's unfair.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago

The reason for the stretched skin look for dinosaurs initially is because of the comparison to lizards, who do frequently have their skin stretched on their bones except in a few places. Unfortunately things like that have momentum, so changing it takes even longer than it took to catch on.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 16 points 15 hours ago

I'm still pissed at Jurassic World cowardly going with the old designs when they could have shown the current knowledge, much like the original movie has.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 14 hours ago

I haven't watched Jurassic World, but wasn't that kinda explained with the frog DNA? I heard something to that effect. Meaning that they knew they weren't like the original animals.

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

yes, henry wu even says something along the lines of that.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works -1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, that's not even remotely relevant to what I was talking about.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Does that hippo have a beard?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

It has a badly shaven mustache, so the beard is likely

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