This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.
I'm disappointed in him. This is the shittiest nickname he's ever made. He's off hiis game
Donnie Fastball bouncing pitches in front of the plate. Sad.
People are saying he lost his heater folks! They're calling him Donnie Eephus now. Very sad, very very sad, I will say that. But Randy Johnson was very unfair to me for many years. He's a big guy, but he's very nasty.
panican is lame, but i think the bit in () saves it
Yeah, that part is admittedly funny, but not by his intention
running out of juice
It doesn't seem at all like something he would ever think of or say. I wonder who came up with it.
Ninja edit. At first I thought somebody in the White House thought of it. But maybe he stole it from Fox News because he had no inspiration.
DNC about to start selling PANICAN merch.
Gavin Newsome walking out to a crowd of waving Ukraine, US, and Israel flags in front of twice as many cameras wearing a “WEAK and STUPID and PROUD” tshirt.
i supposed its better than the phone calls and emails asking for money.
oh, don't worry, those wont stop.
it's the only way we can tell that they're still around. lol
Not true. Newsome would say that we should stop making fun of the terrible names because it might scare the moderate Republicans.
he's just gonna Thelma and Louise this thing off a cliff. critical support I guess
The fucking moralizing tough guy talk is so annoying.
spoiler
S&P gapped down about $20 since Friday so I guess they're panican.
you can either be a PANICAN or a PANICAN'T
You're panican about your future? What are you weak and stupid?
Strong brave words from our fearless leader.
Extremely on the nose fascist rhetoric even for trump, but he can't help himself from slipping in the branding huckster nicknames
lol, 
trying to chain letter his way out of causing the Great-er Depression
I trust your plan, JDPON Dan.
I love the explaining the bit thing like some kind of tweet version of Ben garrison labeling every thing
(A new party based on Weak and Stupid people!)
The last of the Panican
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" is still the Sistine Chapel of tweets
Nah that'd be "sex gifs." from 
I think Ted Cruz retweeting porn on 9/11 gets the crown for me
Rather be a pelican
how smoothly doth he crest!
a wind god
I'm kinda into the idea of joining a political party based on it being Weak & Stupid.
I bet the aesthetics are lit.
you've heard of the SDS
now get ready for
^smooth^ ^brain^ ^sickos^
Rally to Restore Unsanity
From it’s the economy stupid to ‘the ethereal juices of the motherland shall set you free’
Writing like a fucking idiot in the /r/bitcoin subreddit. HOLD, BUY THE DIP, don't panic!
I’d think AI if I saw that comment
more like panicrat
I read that as "panician" and it almost made sense.
So all USAians have to do is believe and markets will go up?
What's worse a PENICAN or a PENICANT?
I'd buy a Weak and Stupid t-shirt tbh
Thanks, Jar Jar. You're right.
i'm old enough to remember when donald trump was funny
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