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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago
[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago
[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Carlos can melt steel beams.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago
[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago

I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !

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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago
[-] hilliard@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] easily3667@lemmus.org 20 points 1 week ago

That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Ssh, you'll give the flat-earthers ideas!

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[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.

[-] tatann@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Thank you!

So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on 'car'?

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[-] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 14 points 1 week ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Behold, dog!

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

[-] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Carlos is 5 meters.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

He's just lying on a box sticking his legs out.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn't the only one.

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[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

How many football fields is Carlos?

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.

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[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

He smol.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

The US with it's imperial system 🤦‍♂️

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[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:

How many Smoots is a Carlos?

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

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[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

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How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.

[-] 123nope567@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Five Carlos

[-] mriormro@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Thank you, Carlos.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.

[-] GingeritisMaximus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?

[-] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Which one is which?

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

How large per Carlos squared?

[-] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
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