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[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 152 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Wait is we hate ?Proton VPN now

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah the CEO praised Trump's business acumen specifically while "remaining neutral". This has led people to believe their policies aren't as waterproof as they claim.

[-] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

They also doubled down on it with the official proton accounts and left privavy-focused social media in favor of corporate censored social media, specifically.

Trump is good is the official position of the company now since they doubled down.

It really really calls into question if they are lying about their company's values and it is just marketing. People seem to give them extra leeway because they are swiss and the whole "neutrality" BS, but nestle is one of the worst companies in the entire world and they are swiss 😅

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[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I had finally transitioned fully away from Google's shit and then you guys start bitching that Proton is evil.

I hate this site

[-] DiabolicalBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm in the same boat, I'm not migrating again unless shit really goes downhill.

Lemmy gives the vibe of "it's all or nothing, be ready to change at a moment's notice if something iffy gets said"

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[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 weeks ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  • Proton: Games go brrr
  • Proton: Swiss go privacy-ish
  • Proton: C++ go SQL
  • Proton: Cancer go 💀💀💀
[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Proton: go + (positive charge)

[-] carrion0409@lemm.ee 60 points 2 weeks ago

The only proton I know is the thing that makes games go brrrr

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago
[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 2 weeks ago

Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 2 weeks ago

There's only one real Proton.

[-] DrChaotica@startrek.website 40 points 2 weeks ago

Captain Proton...! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] UnityDevice@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

And it's not even a new account.

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Well, one group was only neutral but the other was negative.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

I'd be upset as well: https://www.electronjs.org/

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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 31 points 2 weeks ago

When somebody says they like Proton:

Aladeen test results

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Proton is very aladeen

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 2 weeks ago

At least none of them sucks quite like electron (the thing that bundles chrome to make "native" javascript applications)

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[-] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, around 10^80^ is quite a lot

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it

[-] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Election: Shitty Web apps Proton: shitty Mail, VPN, Cloud storage Proton: Gaymes gooo brrrr (actually good) Proton: Go brrrrr (I’m gonna make a program called neutron lol, as soon as I stop procrastinating )

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The CEO of proton(mail) is currently on a mission to destroy the company, so won't be too many for long.

[-] blaze@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

Aw bummer, do you have any quick details? I'm out of the loop

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.

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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I heard he tweeted in favour of one of the policy's the GOP implemented. What else has he done?

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Not protons, but it's crazy to me that photons are everything that we see AND radio waves.

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[-] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

PROTO ~~N~~ MAN

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 8 points 2 weeks ago

There are trillions of trillions of them inside of me!

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

So they’re either particles or waves right?

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Por que no los dos?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They're each made of three little "things" connected to each other that each have three potential properties that go in two different "directions" giving them very complicated behavior with each other, and if you try to pry the little things apart to see what they're made of, more little things pop into existence so you can never isolate them. And yes, every subatomic particle has wave and particle-like properties but it's not correct to say they're either one or the other, or that they're both. They're not even locally real and don't really exist in one place.

This message has been brought to you by Reality™, it's fucking weird.

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I came for a meme about email or maybe video games i can't tell anymore.

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[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

why does he look like he should arrive in a small steampunk dirigible

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