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[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 116 points 10 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Proton: Games go brrr
  • Proton: Swiss go privacy-ish
  • Proton: C++ go SQL
  • Proton: Cancer go 💀💀💀
[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Proton: go + (positive charge)

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 10 months ago

There's only one real Proton.

[-] DrChaotica@startrek.website 41 points 10 months ago

Captain Proton...! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago
[-] UnityDevice@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

And it's not even a new account.

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Well, one group was only neutral but the other was negative.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

I'd be upset as well: https://www.electronjs.org/

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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago

When somebody says they like Proton:

Aladeen test results

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

Proton is very aladeen

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 10 months ago

At least none of them sucks quite like electron (the thing that bundles chrome to make "native" javascript applications)

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[-] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago

Yeah, around 10^80^ is quite a lot

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The CEO of proton(mail) is currently on a mission to destroy the company, so won't be too many for long.

[-] blaze@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

Aw bummer, do you have any quick details? I'm out of the loop

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.

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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

I heard he tweeted in favour of one of the policy's the GOP implemented. What else has he done?

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[-] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Election: Shitty Web apps Proton: shitty Mail, VPN, Cloud storage Proton: Gaymes gooo brrrr (actually good) Proton: Go brrrrr (I’m gonna make a program called neutron lol, as soon as I stop procrastinating )

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago
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[-] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

PROTO ~~N~~ MAN

[-] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Not protons, but it's crazy to me that photons are everything that we see AND radio waves.

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[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 8 points 10 months ago

There are trillions of trillions of them inside of me!

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

So they’re either particles or waves right?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They're each made of three little "things" connected to each other that each have three potential properties that go in two different "directions" giving them very complicated behavior with each other, and if you try to pry the little things apart to see what they're made of, more little things pop into existence so you can never isolate them. And yes, every subatomic particle has wave and particle-like properties but it's not correct to say they're either one or the other, or that they're both. They're not even locally real and don't really exist in one place.

This message has been brought to you by Reality™, it's fucking weird.

[-] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Por que no los dos?

[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

why does he look like he should arrive in a small steampunk dirigible

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[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I came for a meme about email or maybe video games i can't tell anymore.

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