Uphold Marxism-Leninism-Moo Dengist thought!

Hippos can't swim. It's actually even scarier, they can run underwater so fast it looks like swimming.

Seen two people mention hippos can't swim but it's actually better, they do this gliding thing since they are sort of bouyant

Pablo escobar if he was a communist

me n who?

there are so many videos of charming families visiting the hippo enclosure at a zoo only to watch as the hippos blast diarrhea from their asses while helicoptering their tails to cut the turds into tiny chunks

it's my favorite genre of film

There was that guy who tried to introduce hippos to the USA as a food source

Not sure what was rattling around in his head, what's the alternative, it was the 19th century

I approve of this post also I think we should liberate the house hippo from canada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

Hippos can't swim. They sink and walk onnthe bottom of the water.

Best of all? They're vegetarians. That's right. They're vegan approved, baby.

Well, ackchyually, domestication and exploiting animals for human purposes goes against the principle of veganism

GOOD post

Quality post. Only thing is domesticating them for war would be exploitative. Instead, we must go to the hippos, teach them the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism, and beg them to help us as it is in their best interests to team up with us against global ecocidal capitalism before the ongoing capitalism-driven climate catastrophe kills them and us.