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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 28 points 2 months ago

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 months ago

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

[-] what@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Canned mandarins actually fucking rule

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Hard disagree, tried them after learning about their existence, one if the least tasty things ever. 🙃

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Might be different from brand to brand or region to region but idk I also burned off all my tastes buds with cheap whisky and cheap cigars decades ago

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

Rollerball mice.

[-] tychosmoose@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Loose yolks. Heh

[-] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Make pastries

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

When I wasn't a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

I like Devilled Eggs well enough myself. I prefer regular Hard-boiled though, and I stand by what I said about "Nutella Eggs".

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

Nutella eggs are an insult to nature

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Devilled Eggs are worse in that regard, so ... what's your point?

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 months ago

It was a straight faced joke, sorry for the confusion

[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

My goto smoothie:

  • 1 banana
  • 2 scoops of protein powder
  • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
  • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
  • 2 cups of whole milk

Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Nice. I'm a

  • 1 banana banana
  • 1/4 freeze peach
  • 1 std amount blueberries
  • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
  • 2 big spoon flax powder
  • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
  • 2 spoon pea protein powder
  • peanut butter

person, myself.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

[-] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

this is what my toddler eats

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

That actually looks really good for some reason

[-] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

Neither, at least to my knowledge

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I do not want to know what that is

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

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