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[-] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Nah I'll take the city thanks. I would like a functional bus service and be able to walk places.

Also bathroom, kitchen and livingroom possibly together, bedroom, and maybe. Maybe! An office.

Man that was a good year before the rent increase and subsequent eviction.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

Is Anon dreaming of dacha? Because it sounds same.

[-] uncurable_utopia@lemm.ee 9 points 15 hours ago

One thing is missing. Family... A loving partner, maybe some years pass and some children...

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago
[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Everybody wants that edge of city and country feel. It makes them feel like they don't live in the city but they still have all the amenities a city offers close by. And thus the Suburban experiment was born and has ultimately destroyed north american cities and created an affordability crisis for housing.

well you can't blame it all on "living on the edge of a city". IMO HOAs have done a substantial part of the harm, creating the sterile and hostile-to-teenage-life experience, and then there's zoning laws which make it impossible to get communal activity, like a small bar or club right between the houses, and then there's the lack of public transport ...

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

I have dreamed of this lifestyle for over 20 years, and just moved here a few months ago.

Septic is installed, we live in an RV. Just got this land leveled and ready to move the RV into place next to the storage containers we have. Right across the driveway will be a large garden area, but right now we only have a compost pile so far.

A neighbor said they will help us with chickens, so we only need some fence and feed. Things move slowly, but we are excited to jump into this lifestyle. Fresh air and beautiful views.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 18 hours ago
[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I run a few online businesses (streaming, YouTube, eBay), but had to put all that on hold as we were moving and getting settled here. Just about out of our savings, but we are very close to starting the business back up. I think maybe 1-2 weeks.

There is always set backs working here off grid, example is yesterday I was cleaning land to move the RV and the track came off the excavator. It looks like a simple fix on YouTube but it’s raining now lol

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Currently getting water from a purification machine at the store, it’s expensive but we use very little right now. (42 cents per gallon)

We just got a 2,500 gallon tank, after I finish the plumbing I plan to order water delivery, should be about $200 to fill the tank. (Less than 1 cent per gallon)

After that I’m making a roof and collecting rain water. (Free water)

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago

how far away does the water delivery come from?

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I think it’s a local company, Met them at a local event for the alternative buildings and living off grid. We also met a lot of YouTubers there, it was super chill.

When I call them, I want to ask if it’s from a well, is it drinkable, etc. I do have filters and the UV light for water that I will add eventually.

[-] Bojack411@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

If you don't mind me asking. Where are you located that you are able to do this?

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Arizona has several counties that are not as strict and allow a lot of alternative living options.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 88 points 1 day ago

The problem with living on the edge of the countryside is that eventually somebody else builds on the countryside part and you're just living in another crappy suburb.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 15 points 21 hours ago

Exactly, this mindset just creates more suburbs, roads, cars, unwalkable districts, etc.

[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 day ago

My advice in that case is to immediately plant some trees around the perimeter of your property and turn it into a little isolated grove

[-] gorgeousd@r.nf 8 points 1 day ago

A man grove, with a man cave.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 55 points 1 day ago

I live in this. I pay 500€ rent, in one of Europe's most densely populated areas. I commute to work by bicycle, and I can take walks into the forest with my cats till we get too close to the Alpaka Farm, cause they're afraid of the alpakas.
Unfortunately, we're getting thrown out this year, and looking at 3x the rent for something worse which is further away.

[-] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago

Where in Europe's densest areas can you rent anything for 500€?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Nowhere if the stars don't align.
I live in Heidelberg, Germany.
This house is worth 3-4x more.
But my landlady is a little special. She lives in a hippie commune in another country, is fighting with depression and simply didn't want to deal with the house at all.
So that was the deal, we could live there for cheap, I fix stuff myself and never bother her with anything.

[-] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 9 points 15 hours ago
[-] ECB@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago

Unfortunately you cant, that's why they are getting thrown out and looking at paying 1500€ soon

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

It’s so rare you can have cats who will walk with you. I used to have one like that.

[-] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Bought 5 acres (with 1.5 of those acres flat on a hill) about ~20 min outside a medium city, ~1 hour equidistant from 2 very large cities. Geotechnical engineers have been to the property, report submitted to the county (took months). Sewage engineers have been out to the property and approved the drain field (took weeks). Well will be drilled once the county approves the build site. It's slow going but it will be worth it in the end! My only fear is trump cancelling the rural broadband fund as I am slated to get the fiber cable run to my property line within a year. Staying with starlink for longer will not be awesome, but oh well, sacrifice.

[-] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

small bungalow

proceeds to list a 5 rooms house

EDIT: ok, apparently i do not know what a bungalow is. Their size ranges from less than 70 square meters up to 130, my mental image was of a large wooden tent of ~40 square meters

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Just a small bungalow with its own private gym.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

What counts as a big garden, I would like bigger but my bungalow is on a 150m² total property area, 60m² of that is the indoor area. Spent quite a bit to have the concrete paved across the entire garden removed and I did all the labour myself with a sledgehammer. IIRC it was 8m³ of that crap.

Now mine is the only house on the street that you can see real bees at. My "lawn is untidy"? Fuck off, that is a meadow and it is glorious! As I am British there is no HOA for you to cry to. I am free to make the bees happy.

Unless it gets to the point I am blocking out the sun to the houses nearby there is fuck all anyone can do about my garden.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

What counts as a big garden, I would like bigger but my bungalow is on a 150m² total property area

And here I am thinking 600m² is small garden.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Fucking hell that is a massive area. Wish I could even hope to ever afford so much space.

I guess I realistically could buy that much land without a house on it if I wanted to buy some woodland or something like that, but it probably wouldn't be anywhere near where I actually live and wouldn't be allowed to live on the land.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Raising a toast to you and your bee friends

[-] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 16 hours ago

I bought bee flower seeds, its a pretty large container (think half a Pringles can). I just sprinkle them around in my neighborhood. 😁. Can't wait for the day weird flowers are starting to popup everywhere.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I should seedbomb the neighbourhood with my kid. He'd be good at that.

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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago

Lottery winner or parents' home?

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 0 points 14 hours ago

I just bought my father a flat with some spare cash. I live in a rich country and he lives in a poor one. So, no need for rich parents or a lottery, just the right place :)

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or just not living in the regions where it's super expensive to buy a house... We just moved out of a small city with all services (hospital, groceries, sewers, water, cultural events...) and a house like OP is describing would have been super cheap, hell in a village 10 minutes away there was a project to complete that would have cost about 150k total (purchase + finishing the project) and that was a two floors house with a half acre lot...

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[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

So I'm longer in the tooth now nearing 50. Got 3 kids. My intention when my kids finish high school is to go back to the small towns from whence I came. City living is so goddamn expensive now. I can buy 50 acres for slightly more than what I pay for a 30*150 lot with a semi-detached home.

I'm gonna Christopher Robin my life when I nope out of IT and with luck build houses for my kids and build a homestead.

This is the way folks. Protect you and yours the best you can.

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Unrelated, but:

from whence

Did you know “whence” means “from where,” so it’s not really necessary to say “from whence?” It’s not a mistake, exactly, because “from whence” has been around forever and is considered acceptable usage. “Whence” without the “from” seems, though, to be more correct in a sense, and has certainly been more common for a long time.

Decent discussion with interesting links: https://english.stackexchange.com/q/10906

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

Anon accidently envisions a solarpunk-esque lifestyle

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