People with dyslexia:

"Do you want to play tetris?" Of course!

Sirens sound "ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN."

Glances at the text on screen "Are you a terrorist?"

I'm pretty sure that future billionaire me seems like a cool guy, I'm totally not biased.

Eat the rich, except if I become rich, then I'm exempt because I am a honorary proletariat

/s but seriously tho, if anyone becomes a billionaire, they'll soon get corrupted by the wealth

Same, I'd also like every article abput Facebook/Meta to be kept on a specific community, every Twitter article to be kept on that specific community. Every incident with a tech company should be kept within that community. Might as well just shut down this community and have specific communites for every different technology: Phones, Tablets, Computers, Chat AI, Art AI, Cars, Trucks, Planes, Android, iOS, Windows OS, Quantum Computing, Virtual Reality, Augumented Reality, and so on. Each topic should just have their own community instead of simply having a general Technology community

/s

Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

OP: "Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!"

That's not jolly. That's not jolly at all.

What ever you do, please do not visit communities like !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to find methods of getting the content you want. Remember, you wouldn't download a car, you wouldn't download a netflix. Piracy, ~~it's a crime~~ it doesn't cost a dime!

Again, please do not visit communities like !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 😉

Oh really? This fediverse thing is awesome! 😃

Edit: So how do I search the video in Lemmy?

Edit 2: I tried searching a channel like this: !igem_community@video.igem.org and nothing happend after clicking the search button 10 times. I check the instances and the peertube instance isn't blocked but also isn't "linked". I'm not sure this is even working.

Edit 3: It worked! https://video.igem.org/w/fy4txsfL2A33eUPmQgZLFp look at my comment! 😃 All I did was put the link in the Lemmy search bar and clicked search a few times.

"LIBRARIANS ARE PART OF A SECRET ORGANIZATION TRYING TO ESTABLISH A NEW WORLD ORDER!!!"

-Some Maga asshat, probably

Lol, at this point just generate a password for me to save in my bitwarden.

This reminds me of the conflict between Graphene OS's Dev and Louis Rossmann, and now Rossmann had to uninstall Graphene OS because he fears of the Dev injecting malware.

Edit: Video link, same one as the one in the replies below:

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4To-F6W1NT0

Mirror: https://onion.tube/watch?v=4To-F6W1NT0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have a PhD in online arguments, and I've been involved in numerous anonymous arguments with internet strangers, and I have won over 300 arguments online.

Oppress me harder, daddy!

Forget the porn, no corporate can ever have safe harbor for my desire of sailing in the high seas. No I will not download your app, but I will download a car, and torrents.