Utah Phillips - Talking NPR Blues

you summon the eldritch gods and then you can never get them to leave, who knew they were just like my in-laws

i will never forage for a mushroom because I will never be more than 99% sure it's something that's fine and that 1% is "your organs melt and you pee them out" levels of "not fine"

ah man i didn't know he was in a wheelchair :/

he IS a power loader, are you ready to get... loaded

CONTENT WARNING: MEAT: THERE'S MEAT ALL UP IN THIS POST

MEAT

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I made some chicken marsala and some cinnamon chipotle pork loin for the underappreciative college kids

also idk if you're supposed to use fried chicken for chicken marsala but that's what I did because changing the fryer oil is easier than cleaning the flat top grill, don't @ me italianos

It's also something the CIA and MI5 taught the Iranian secret police to do

Almost like when someone dumped Podesta's emails and liberals didn't care about a thing because "evil Russia wanted us to see those"

it literally says it reads shit off your phone/other smart devices, you're being tracked

privately owned property

quick, name a space that isn't

I'm sick of making vegan food that takes like 1/7th of my time at work only for nobody to eat it. I think we need to stop making this tuscan "chicken" because pretty much nobody ever eats any of it. And I made it look the best I ever have tonight!

Basically it's a seitan? like product? made of soy and wheat protein, formed into strips. I marinate it with garlic and salt and pepper and lemon juice and fresh rosemary that i grind into a powder. Roast that shit, then I sliced a bunch of portabellos, marinated and roasted those. Diced several onions and some extra shiitakes to throw in. Cooked all that and a shitload of sliced white mushrooms, added some artichoke hearts, basically made a vegan gravy and threw all the roasted protein in at the end

nobody ate it

you don't have to drink raw ass milk to deal with lactose intolerance, there's literally lactase pills. there's lactose free milk!

It looks like Steve Carell wearing a fake beard