western-liberalism-affected regions

regions HIGHLY AFFECTED with HIGH EXPLOSIVE western-liberalism

it's the best kind of joke, a half joke

Nah there was spurious bullshit that was used to convince liberals they came from Russia but that was it. Like some file or another had Russian language in it or something so the brain geniusesc were like "wow it must havex been Russia!"

But even if Russia supplied the leaks the ultimate source was podesta's own fucking gmail account

far enough to think "this isn't that hard" 🤷‍♂️

my stove like blew up or something last night, I was broiling something and i heard a weird big grinding sound and it's not workin anymore and I think parts of the heating element that lights the broiler are on the bottom of it and anyway it's microwaved breakfast sandwich for breakfast

burning the midnight oil? no, cookin' the midnight chili

i say chili but really any chili purist would call it an unholy abomination, as I've thrown things in there what should not be in "chili," but my current mode is "chili is just a chili flavored ratatouille, it's all just savory vegetables and protein stewed in tomato sauce." i laugh it those who freak out over beans in chili, there're beans in mine, some mashed up with a spoon (you can eat the beanis, and it's a useful thickener) but also random ass shit like a bit of cardamom, and a big fistful of mashed potatoes (hello more starch thickening, plus all the cream and butter and milkfat loaded into that shit) and yknow what, it probably tastes good. i'm lettin that shit ruminate

oh my god, that means ultimately we're in the business of making poop. Cooks are poopsmiths

the kids these days, they don't even know what the DIALECTICS all ABOUT

i love saying that things are the way they are... because of WOKE. It's so funny. We run out of like idk balsamic vinegar and it's like yeah, you know why we ran out...? Because... of WOKE. You know why the cyber truck is so shitty? WOKE

i get a giggle, fellow comrades get a laugh, and chuds reveal themselves in their rush to go YEAH EXACTLY, FUCK WOKE, it's all around hilarity

It's always good when i go in seasoning something just free stylin' it and i immediately get compliments on it after dinner goes out 😌

Can i cross buzz testosterone and estrogen because that sounds pretty swag, but I like having amab musculature and bone density. Maybe I can just do a LITTLE estrogen...

holy shit those wood cockroaches that are basically proto-termites don't just care for their young, they care for their young for years, with both parents, that's wild yo

they don't become sexually reproductive until like 5-6 years old, wildddd