[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

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[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.

Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”

Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”

Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I am not a CFO but I believe essentially by eating into cash reserves and accumulating debt. Also there is some wizardry when you work out operating profit / EBIT.

Earnings vs Debt

Someone more financially competent may want to offer a more accurate answer.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Officer Chicken Little reporting for duty.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

return (staticCrashCounter++ % 100 == 0 ? true : false);

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dall-e prompt for image : “Sad right wing commentator doing a video podcast with news style banner from mothers basement, walls with posters featuring eagles with guns drawn, American coloured lighting illuminating the basement brickwork, world globe painted completely solid with no countries discernible reflecting commentators own understanding of the real world, generic suit with tie, a clump of hair awkwardly placed on head resembling the marrying of both Bert and Ernie’s hairstyles in the same cut , facial features inspired by a failed NBA 2K face scan.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

That’s just Ron Weasley after his Jay Leno poly juice potion started losing effect.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I took down my comment as I kept on reading more articles after I posted it and saw there was more to it than just this video and individuals comments and felt my comment was pretty misinformed. Glad you took the time to respond as again I had never seen the term motonormativity before and was keen to learn more.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

“You’re a hacker Harry”.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

“But Batteryo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.”

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