[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

The Marriot hotel is only a mile away from the attack on zionists in Boulder. Their run could have even gone past it at some point.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

dril still being prescient.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Also I e-mailed the local animal shelters about the baby squirrel I found and they never got back to me (been almost a week). I went back a couple days later where I left it and the food was all eaten and the box I left in it still had the rags but the squirrel was gone. I'd assume if it got eaten there'd be some rags kinda' thrown about or something by the predator.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Gotta' loan my mom money to get the inside cat fixed. Found a place that'll do it for $230 or something, which isn't too bad. The fucking local vets here want $800 to spay a cat, which is insane. Love being in the middle of nowhere with no fucking social support at all. Suck ass.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

Captured another cat before it got shot by my dad. One left to go. This one let me pet it a bit before it ran off into the woods.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

I call that a Tuesday.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago

I was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I've named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities -- turning me into a gaming "scrub." He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.

I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.

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And there are weeks where sweeps happen.

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[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

I apologize to any french-canadian women on here. You don't deserve this.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Paid crisis actors.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 60 points 1 day ago

China's going to achieve net zero emissions just in time for North American sludge factories to start up due to whatever fucked up re-industrialization plans get pushed out.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

One of the worst attempts at a pun I've ever seen.

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irping in distress. Bundled it in rags and left 'em with a mound of nuts and seeds down in the forest inside a pile of old blocked wood that never got picked up. Also so my dad doesn't, like, starve it to death or something psychotically. I suspect its mother died already because on my way out of the garage I thought I heard something squeaking but had a cat freaking out in a cage to attend to.

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