Chaos magic: visualize the praise you expect to receive while jorking it.

hop on my admin account and hide your really really good posts so that mine get more attention

You guys remember when Trump spent like 16mins on stage without saying shit? I got inspired and tried to do an internal monologue with a bunch of references from the time. That shit got no views and the references are pretty much forgotten now.

RIP to that comment.

I show it to my partners so they can pat me on the head and say "good post babe"

I remember last year there was a week where I made a couple of comments that people replied to with "GOOD post" and I legit have kept chasing the high since then.

I hit refresh a lot. I let my anxiety take the wheel.

Get anxious over a minor grammatical error ofcourse.

look at other posts

my genius is only to be discovered in the case of my death so I won't have to deal with the social anxiety of being famous

Keep posting the same thing until it gets the attention it deserves.

Accuse everyone of not being a good leftist and/or being problematic.

Can't relate

that never happens to me. all my posts do numbers. people always tell me im really cool and pretty but also mysterious yet approachable

cry

Post more. Always post more

What would you do if your post was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
'Cause he's hungry?
And the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone
Somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown
I ain't got a job now
So for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life
Mmm

I make a second.
Then a third.

i put on my “you laugh because i’m different. i laugh because you’re all the same.” shirt and sulk until daddy says bedtime

Edit: if you don't like or share this post you don't love jesus

I use my knockoff Death Note that traps people in the cringe zone instead of killing them to trap everyone who does not upbear my posts in the cringe zone for one additional year.

Start a substack?

I call that a Tuesday.

Cry myself to sleep

how dare you accuse me of making good posts

send intense malicious energy to the entire world

…..”fuckin revisionists”

repost it in badposting

I go and change the hyperlinks in my comments to the posts I want to get more attention

idk, I post in the off hours so not many likes/replies for my activity