The main scene I remember from under siege is the woman jumping out of the cake.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

That's the one she smokes to calm her down after smoking all the other ones.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 months ago

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 months ago

LTS Males are more reliable, they may still need patches though.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

So that's why they call it a miracle.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago

We will call it dbzer1.com, it will be much better with hookers and blackjack!

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 months ago

The Onion have struggled since 2016 because real headlines look more crazy than what they can come up with thanks to all the crazy stuff the right wing have been up to.

Funny enough I think they have improved the last 3-4 months, seems like they try and attack from another angle. But with jokes it's hit and miss and this one is a bit meh.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago

The blades are 131 m for those wanting to save a click.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago

Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

ASMR meat slapping sounds.

Don't waste money on HRT, use Rust and your private parts will rust away in no time.

What "tool" should we then assign to Win11.

  • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
  • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
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