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[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago

ASMR meat slapping sounds.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Grapefruit technique, 10h

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 8 months ago

With silent relaxing music in the background.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 19 points 8 months ago

People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.

[-] ralakus@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 months ago

One of the rare things my wife and I weren't fully compatible on, she's like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds...

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they're flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

I'll check them out! My buds definitely fall off during the night and I don't usually have soreness (because they fall out) but sometimes I'll wake up all tangled in the cables lol.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Definitely go for the Bluetooth ones. They've got a new wireless charging model as well but I haven't tried that out yet.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

Update, I was hesitant to recommend the wireless charging ones as I had received a bad module. RMA process was super smooth and the replacement works flawlessly so I can definitely recommend them now. Wireless charging is a very nice feature for these.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

I just read a book and decide that that's it I'll go to sleep and close my eyes.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Before or after you drop a book on your face?

For me it's usually "after".

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it's more comfortable. So far it's the best setup I've had.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 8 months ago

I mean... Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Like immediately or a few minutes later? Because you might have some serious issues with your heart or arteries if you just straight orgasm to sleep.

[-] MrPenguinSky@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Straight orgasm to sleep sounds like a really shitty superpower.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 8 months ago

Unless you hate cuddling.

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It's not instant, but I definitely get very sleepy after orgasm a lot of the time. Like, out within 1-2min max. But I can also fall asleep basically anywhere at any time if I want to. I think it's just a family trait, because both of my parents can do it, and I've been checked for apnea, narcolepsy, etc. Some people can just fall asleep quickly

[-] Nanomerce@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

not to mention cleaning up

[-] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 11 points 8 months ago

I fall asleep to horror stories

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

The other day I dreamt I worked in a human meat shop selling to pigs. Scooped it up with a ladle, rolled it in paper, weighed it, threw it in a bag, "tHaanK yOu".

They payed really good and I never had a complaint, I was super bummed out to wake up.

[-] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 5 points 8 months ago

Yup, I don't get nightmares anymore, only "nightmares". Gore dripping from the ceiling, fires and poisons fill the air, and maybe my innards are now public decorations. The darkness soothes me.

IRL I'd freak the fuck out, but in Dreamland, it's just another beautiful day.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean? And how do you apply that to a meme?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I've seen). Though you can add text to mean something.

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I mean ... like that?

[-] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures 👈

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

That's some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.

I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I'd have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn't fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago
[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He's even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Haha fair... I can't remember that at all

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

People who fall asleep to Patrick Boyle rise up!

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

People who fall asleep to ASOIAF (Game of Thrones) theories.

And then wake up to Glimballs singing "Secret Tunnel"

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

puts on Merzbow

honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

A late good friend of mine was a mad fan.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What about music or just nothing?

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
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