[-] Blackout@fedia.io 66 points 1 month ago

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 66 points 2 months ago

If they want you to be over 6ft it's only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn't made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 63 points 2 months ago

The US media keeps trying to make it sound like this was a weakness of SK democracy. I see it as a strength that their laws to protect it work and they will use them. We just let insurrectionists run for president and if they win charges dropped.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 63 points 2 months ago

Past would be like: "Remember that Christmas morning when you and your Grandpa went to one his Emerald mines and watched one of his "workers" get punished for taking a pause HEY why is this your most cherished Xmas memory?"

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 64 points 2 months ago

People like it when you compliment them. So next time you are in a voice chat and your roommate is nearby, start talking about how handsome they are and how large their genitals are. They wont be bothered by your talking ever again.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 65 points 3 months ago

There's a third dimension now?

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 67 points 5 months ago

If I was in Texas I'd be checking my voter registration. They are one of those states indiscriminately removing people from them.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 71 points 6 months ago

Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture... http://i.imgur.com/TAXdG.jpg

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 67 points 6 months ago

When your party is just a front for Russian election interference then the details don't matter

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 69 points 6 months ago

He liked to watch

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 72 points 6 months ago

How not once did Picard hang dong in the entire series. Writers just don't understand what people want these days.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 71 points 6 months ago

A kindergarten class threatened to boycott milk time if the teacher didn't play Peppa pig. The cops were called in to help deescalate.

There were no survivors.

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