I don't think the leopard can't eat anymore

The upcoming Trumpageddon will make the Trumpcession look like Trumplemania.

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too

If they want you to be over 6ft it's only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn't made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

People like it when you compliment them. So next time you are in a voice chat and your roommate is nearby, start talking about how handsome they are and how large their genitals are. They wont be bothered by your talking ever again.

There's a third dimension now?

If I was in Texas I'd be checking my voter registration. They are one of those states indiscriminately removing people from them.

Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture...

When your party is just a front for Russian election interference then the details don't matter

He liked to watch

The party that once accused Democrats of setting up death panels when they were trying to implement universal healthcare, are now literally running death panels in states like Texas. Forcing women to either leave the state for care or possibly die. Now Texas has a serious issue of babies just being abandoned. Those are just the ones they find alive.

A kindergarten class threatened to boycott milk time if the teacher didn't play Peppa pig. The cops were called in to help deescalate.

There were no survivors.