Finally some good news.

everyone in china rn

it's a good'un

Heaven forbid we do the bare minimum and offer a public option, that would be socialism!

Has anyone out there made a dedicated downloader/launcher for abandonware? I bet something like that to get all of the private servers, widescreen hacks, and so on in one convenient place would be cool as hell.

I'm disappointed that you didn't include peeing your pants into this excellent shitpost.

The more people and equipment you put in motion the more likely accidents like this are to occur, but I doubt it will convince even the most flag-happy troop defender type to want to end the mission.

Switch piracy was jump started by people finding a jailbreak exploit on day 1, maybe the universe will punish Nintendo for its hubris by doing that again.

I saw a family of ducks walk through my yard a while back. Wildest thing was that my husky saw them too and didn't react at all. I guess she just wasn't feeling prey driven that day.

man I forgot about that until this comment. it's fucking everything with this guy.

I think the Carl's Jr one was just such a blatant and cynical deployment of sex in advertising that it struck a cord with people in the worst way.

Now the context is different - chuds will be celebrating this as the retvrn of Western culture.