[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Criminal of you to remind people he exists.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Spanish aioli is vegan (unlike the French who put eggs in it) but it wraps back around to just being a less acidic Toum.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Last Halloween party I hosted (Oct 2019) I had every genre of music except Halloween related.

Linger and Dreams (but not Zombie) by the Cranberries (not that Zombie is Halloween related anyway).

Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley and the Wailers

Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert

9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

Come Out Ye Black & Tans by the Wolf Tones

The original Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen

I Wish by Stevie Wonder

Greensleevs

Mind you, I actually had Halloween decorations and people were dressed up, only a couple people noticed the playlist had Wham!, Black Sabbath, Avicii, Dolly Parton then Greensleeves played after each other.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

Political power grows out the barrel of a gun.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 64 points 4 days ago

Literally one of the biggest threads in Hexbear history was when Trump caught COVID and the entire instance jumped in to wish he died painfully with a tube down his throat unable to do the one thing he loves most: hear his own voice ramble loudly and incoherently

"Your boy Donnie" lmao

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Comrade {彼得|bǐ dé}•{帕克|pà kè}, aka Spider-Man, went on to fight bourgeois terrorist Green Goblin with theory, fists.

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a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

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My proudest posting achievement by far.

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Alt title: The irrefutable case for bullying

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 80 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

.world pre-emptively blocked the piracy comms because they are ostensibly based in Germany and have to abide by EU rules re: promotion/discussion of copyright infringement.

Despite the fact that they were never even issued a warning for such an obscure internet forum, and plausible deniability because the content wasn't even theirs, they thought it's better be ~~paranoid~~ safe than sorry.

ETA: so now .world has a stricter and more draconian policy regarding the discussion of piracy than Reddit, a publically traded entity based in the US, which has even harsher copyright infringement laws.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 78 points 5 months ago

Critical support to this guy's large adult son, who is either:

  1. Offline enough to not know about Japan through manga/anime/Vtubers/Jpop/hentai/video games and genuinely didn't know his father was making a huge mistake

or

  1. Knows and opted not to tell his brain dead father for a free trip to Japan

both are good bits.

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{毛主义万岁|máo zhǔ yì wàn suì}

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Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful.

Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre

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Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.

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On the image:

"IDF Standard Issue"

"National warranty, no transaction fee"

"Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

And in the comments itself:

"This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

And

"Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

And

"I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 82 points 6 months ago

School assembly in the gymnasium, principal reading from a Victims of Communism Memorial "fact"sheet

"And then Mao personally executed over a billion landlords, which cau-"

He is cut off by cheering and applause, some of which are coming from the custodial staff, other teachers and the vice principal

"This was actually a bad thing beca-"

His mic is cut off entirely as Celebration by Kool & the Gang somehow starts blaring from the speakers

"Children, I am trying to teach you about the dan-" he tries to yell above the music after realizing the mic was cut off

🎵Celebrate good times, c'mon🎵

"Now, I don't much care for communists, but I can stand by a man that done hates his landlord" an elderly man with a southern drawl wearing overalls inexplicably in a Floridian school gymnasium says before lighting a hand rolled cigarette indoors with a non-safety match he ignites on aforementioned overalls

The entire Jacksonville Jaguars arrive on the scene, throwing out free merch and signing autographs, rolls out and proceeds to win the next Super Bowl

Deep sleeper agent, Comrade DeSantis knows what he's doing.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over ~~Adrian Zenz's fever dream~~ the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

Palestinian children die by the thousands? Not gonna call it

Arab journalists targeted by snipers? Not gonna call it

Palestinians starving to death? Not gonna call it

Hospitals obliterated while occupied? Not gonna call it

White aid workers? CEASEFIRE! One of them was white British and another was a white Australian! Israel you have gone too far!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago

Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago

That's ridiculous since the Chinese like China and we're 18% of all humans.

Here's an article about Americans getting salty that views on China in South America are largely positive as opposed to sub 50% approval rating in English speaking countries.

Here's Voice of America saying the same thing about Africa and how Africans see China.

Your opinions on China is not only in the minority, it's a waning minority. Those are western sources I used in case you wanted to cry propaganda.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago

My dude calls people statists but then also cites death tolls spouted by the US State department on Mao's casualties is a level of mental gymnastics that may finally dethrone the Maga morons.

I'm sure there's some explanation for how Mao killed 100,000,000 people but somehow the population of China went up and the life expectancy doubled under him. It can't be because the US stat dept. exaggerated the deaths by an exponent tho.

这个老外真过瘾,哈哈

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