[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Conservatives should be pissed off because they won’t be able to stockpile cheap drones to LARP as guerrilla fighters

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

“Nothing good ever happens” gang stays winning. Perpetual disappointment means there are no surprises.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I believe it. I imagine it’s relatively easy to convince higher ups that you have “contacts” in certain areas and hire people to build shit for you

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Yes, Pope Harvey Weinstein

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Clicking mouse requires 82% more brain power than your average “musician.” Beethoven can write a symphony but he can’t hear footsteps coming up to knife him 🥱

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Conservatives when no one takes their guns: “I WILL NOT COMPLY!!!”

Conservatives when food prices increase: “I’m going go keep rewarding these companies and then complain when someone rebels”

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I saw the video recently. I haven’t watched the seasons’ episodes, but his summaries and some of the clips look promising. They apparently did a two parter that parodied Fargo and prestige dramas, but at the same time retained the tone of them and it looks like an actual show and not some shit slapped together in an afternoon.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

“Which one is the real student?! Which one do I shoot!”

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Resident spies tend to be easier to identify. You start off by assuming everyone wearing a suit and lanyard at an embassy is intelligence and you’d be correct 70% of the time. The guys who are gun running, meeting monarchs to traffic children, meeting friends of warlords and drug lords - they tend to be less identifiable.

You give them too much credit. I mean the KGB’s intelligence was the most sophisticated in the world and the USSR got toppled. No amount of intelligence is going to save you from incompetence and malice in more powerful positions. Not to mention, the CIA was communicating with sources through fake websites with passwords hidden in the page elements lol

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There was an entire website dedicated to militia movements. It was like a marketplace lol. Groups would post their information and recruitment and there would be a grid list, and you would select on to see if you like and click join

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3gmmk/meet-mymilitia-where-right-wing-extremists-find-friendship-and-fantasize-about-violence

MyMilitia makes its pitch to prospective “militia” leaders and members under a tab named “Why use the militia manager?” It touts an array of features, including an opt-in “member map and locator,” which allows militia leaders to track their members’ movements, voice chat, and photo galleries where users can upload images from meet-ups or training events.

Bet you it’s not even open source lol

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

It’s possible his department issues Sig P320s lmao

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Whataboutism to distract from the fact that Cuba's communist regime is torturing Muslims in Guantanamo Bay right now

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