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A German art student posing as one of China's terracotta warriors at the heritage site in Xi'an,2006.
Police took 2 minutes to find the "living" one, as he did not harm the relics, he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism, and outfit was confiscated.

Dudes rock moment?

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[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 60 points 6 months ago

Kind of amazed china has apparently adopted a long standing legislative proposal of mine, the dudes rock clause where if you pull it off without breaking anything or harming anyone it's legal, albeit the cops are allowed to peacefully stop you from doing it

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Wondering how the mandarin dungeon masters guide translates "rule of cool"

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

Wasn't arrested or anything? In the US the cops would have tackled him and broken a few of the warriors in the process and charged him with reckless endangerment or something ridiculous

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

You just don't appreciate the 8 dimensional chess the Chinese authoritarians are playing right now. This poor bastard ended up back in Germany.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They would have charged him for the damage they caused after unnecessarily opening fire and damaging shit.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

They'd charge him with assault after he aggressively used his forearm in a defensive move to try to deflect their batons from smashing his face.

Monteggia fracture: Causes

It's always good to have a Wikipedia link to share with skeptical libs.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

“Which one is the real student?! Which one do I shoot!”

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism

This is probably something like a caution but I'd like to imagine the cops were there going "your outfit's shit, wrong colour, face makeup sucks, 2/10"

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Your hair? Wack! Your gear? Wack! Your jewelry? Wack! Your footstance? Wack! The way that you talk? Wack! The way you don't even like to smile? Wack! Us? We're tight as fuck!

And you definitely can't stand properly!

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

akshually they threatened him and his family this just prooves how ebil china are, tanky

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

The lack of evidence only proves how dastardly those celestial barbarians are, they don’t want you to know that they rounded up his entire family and alternately shot at their feet while gleefully yelling “dance for me!”

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

i went to china and a chinese police officer threw a water balloon at my feet and the water balloon exploded and it was filled with pee and the pee splashed on me and everyone laughed at me because i had the water balloon pee on me this injustice will not stand

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fashion police are still bastards

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Dudes rock

rock

Terra cotta

fry

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Igneous Males would be a good name for a band

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Rock dudes rock

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

took 2 minutes

yeah his color was pretty off, needed to be chalkier, do better next time lib.

it would be funny if someone else had tried more successfully and we dont know because they didn't get caught

He's still there to this day

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Xi Jinping doesn’t want you to know that the “ancient” Terracotta Warriors are actually the encased corpses of executed foreign tourists

[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

a ton of people tried this and they're still there to this day. that's the so-called terra cotta army. it's just some dudes dedicated to the bit.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Finally a German that's doing something vaguely normal

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Maybe the Qin atrocities activated the German genocide gene and made them feel warm and fuzzy inside

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

I don't want to encourage this behavior, because some doofus will break something in the future, but this is pretty funny.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

2 minutes is a crack response if you ask me, that's quick

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Terra cotta nick mullen

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

i was prepared for yellow-face so at least there wasnt that

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