Have you tried weed?

It's better that way. Kids need to learn early that authority figures use lies to maintain order and control, that the rest of us should educate each other, and that Christmas is 90% capitalism and 10% everything else.

Entropy increase, mostly.

How much of their marketing efforts are spent on minimizing their impact on rising childhood nicotine addiction through vapes?

Rap.

Hey those shareholders and executives ain't gonna exploit themselves.

Sounds like a fake "confession" he was corrected into signing to me.