Honestly "Battle Royale but The Winners Pick Their Genders" seems like a better system of distribution than the one we have now.
Mario is ace^1^. Luigi is straight^2^. Wario is gay^3^ and Waluigi is both transmasc and pansexual^4^.
Hate to break it to you but sonic is ancap. That's why he's always collecting gold rings.
Shadows over Mystara and The Simpsons game in the lobby at the theater downtown.
Popped a couple quarters into Arm Champs 2 at lazer tag and accidentally picked the hardest opponent. I held out long enough that other kids wouldn't let me lose, so like 5 of us together beat it.
Went to Texas on vacation and absolutely annihilated the high score board on a Star Wars: Phantom Menace pinball machine.
why does every movie have to be 2½ hours
Same reason Hollywood produced epics in the past: It's hot and the people can't afford AC
If you hate people so much, start eating them.
Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because 
It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.
Better yet, don't even mention a child. Just invite all your friends to a Genital Reveal Party and see what happens.
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net YOU DIDN'T TELL US THERE WAS A BIGGS VIDEO GAME!
@Biggs@hexbear.net Do you get any royalties from this or does it all go into 
's pocket?
THERE ARE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF GF! NEITHER CAPITALISM NOR SEXUAL POLITICS EXIST YET, WHAT IS KEEPING YOU FROM LEAVING YOUR CAVE AND MEETING GF?
Nah, that's exactly what I'm getting it. America can only exist as a White Supremacist settler colonialist state.
HiImThomasPynchon
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Peter Falk had some great takes on Columbo. For instance, he thought Columbo was just making up stories about his wife until season 3.
When they thought about giving Columbo a dog, Falk was against it. Until they brought in the dog. Then Falk agreed Columbo should have a dog.